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Who would be the most likely to eat themselves into immobility?

What, in the whole of Gensokyo? I like pulling a Seija and flipping expectations on their head, so if you wanted me to be honest, I would personally think that it would be someone like either of the oni or Kasen. Then again, Yuyuko is the very obvious choice... I'm partial to Sakuya myself for corruption purposes and time travel shit...

...In terms of who I play? Oh, Reisen did that ages ago.

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Ask for my absolutely cracked ideas on Gensokyo at your own peril.

Lunarian lore is about as bloated as Rei'sen herself is. That is to say, quite a lot, as a matter of fact.

...Gensokyo lore, on the other hand, is a different beast altogether.

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Lunarian lore is about as bloated as Rei'sen herself is. That is to say, quite a lot, as a matter of fact.

...Gensokyo lore, on the other hand, is a different beast altogether.

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Brain still thinking about the 4Kids version of Touhou.

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It is the night of the wererabbit.

If you're wanting to survive the night, you have exactly one shot of dealing with a feral wererabbit Reisen who happens to also be extremely obese. You need to bring her food. Specifically meat. If you don't come up with anything on time, then...

Well, let's just say she's getting her protein one way or another. You'll add nicely to her growing pudginess.

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My favourite part of the 2004 run of Mystery Project is literally only the episode where Courage Starstrong shows up. She might have had fuckall presence in the series proper, but having her bulk up to show everyone how to do sumo stuff sure was incredible!

And also left me with fetishes that control my life multiple years later. You win some, you lose some.

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heard treisen the rabbit has a secret bonus powerup only on her own special stage, something something 'orb mode'?

Behold, the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM...

SUPER REISEN THE RABBIT!

Only obtainable after obtaining all of the seven Chaos Orbs!

(May or may not come with incredible weight gain to the point of being able to shatter planets with a singular stomp.)

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Reisen the Rabbit is my favourite Sonic character. It was so cool when I had to play through the Bamboo Forest of the Lost 326 times in order to 100% her game.

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What was Sakuya doing on the mountain though-

Sakuyahime snorts.

"Condemning Mokou to an eternity of pain and suffering because it was funny, mostly. I'm sure she's grateful for my benevolence in not interfering with anything she did at all."

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"Take a break in meeeee~."

Youmu Black is busy choking at the request to give any proper answer to her mistress' demands.

Please feel free to just gobble her up because she's already placed her swords down and is preparing for what Yuyuko does next.

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"...how many spirits reside in Former Hell?"

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Youmu Black's head snaps up faster than a speeding bullet, a fire in her eyes as she growls.

"IRRELEVANT! EVEN IF I COULDN'T GET UP, I CAN JUST USE MY SWORDS AS CANES!"

It will take her ten minutes, at least.

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My absolute favourite crackpot theory thanks to LostWord is the theory that Sakuya is the god that Iwakasa and Mokou saw on that godforsaken mountain...

...and that Yuugi is fucking Konngara (PC-98).

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With tears streaming down her face, Youmu Black pounds the ground with her fist.

"IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR I JUST WANT A BREAK THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING-"

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"Psh. Amateurs, worried about chocolate maids of all things."

Scarlet Marisa scoffs, rolling her eyes.

"Who's gonna tell them that I'm over a thousand years old and consumed by grief over losing my best friend to a stupid wish?"

"A thousand years? I'm at least a millennia and have spent all that time trying to save my mistress so she doesn't die after unsealing the Saigyou Ayakashi!"

"..."

Space Reisen tilts her head, bunny ears flopping to the side.

"I don't think that this is a contest as to who suffers more. You should just be telling them about the fact that you experienced endosoma inside Yuyuko's body, I think."

Youmu Black immediately starts tearing up.

"We agreed NEVER to talk about that again!"

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^ Happens to be more than a little pissed that she has been shown dead more times than she has been shown alive in Touhou LostWord.

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"...Ssssssso."

Nanashi clears her throat as she looks around the room.

"Was anyone going to tell me that the god that Iwakasa and Mokou saw on the mountain was actually Sakuya Izayoi from another universe or was I just supposed to ask her about that myself?"