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Brennan: I'm gonna make a little code in a fake language and give them just the tiniest clue of how they might crack it and it’ll be a tantalizing little mystery for them
Siobhan:
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#if i rotate it around in head enough times SURELY it will become real eventually right#it will just appear in word form in the document RIGHT.........
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rewatched this gem
#yelling bc this was playing on the bus the other day#i think it was maybe the last half hour or so and truly my confusion was off the charts#having never heard of this movie before and only seeing the end truly had me going What The Fuck the whole time bc What
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helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!
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looked a cool artist i found and instead of her actual art the first result google showed me was AI art made with her work. i hate it here!!!!!!!
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Villainous Friends
(CR: vk.com/ookamikiba. Translated and reposted with permission.)
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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die
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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.
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thousands of years of human storytelling and it took until jensen ackles to inspire omegaverse. excelsior!
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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
jesus christ what
#10 year tumblrversary#tumblr milestone#your honor thats crazy#its worse knowing that i had another account before this so thats 10 plus ????????????
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.
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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.
Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.
Just. Why.
What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.
#BANGS POTS AND PANS#IN CASE SOME OF YALL NEED A REMINDER THIS KINDA SHIT IS HORSESHIT#READ AO3 TOS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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