Goalieviolahere doesn't have quite the same ring, though, does it? (not actually a viola, but play the instrument, the viola. not a viol-ist, as do not play the viol. this isn't rocket science.) mags they/them /stuff for tags; /about for about me
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I’ve heard of you. We’ve all heard of you. The prodigy. The boy king.
Boyking!Sam because @bisexualsam sent a concept to the Sam stan discord that was genuinely transcendent, can’t believe this show went for 15 years and not once did Sam get to have this look
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Bread is such a crazy thing to exist. If you have the right microorganism you can make a tasty sponge from wheat.
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i think about that "the pop girlies yearn for espn" tweet a lot because like. everyone is so obsessed with stats now wrt music and like. sports is the ultimate stat play. there's stats about stats in sports. they make up new stats every single weekend in the nfl. "first player since the reagan administration born in the western part of the united states to throw for 25 touchdowns over 10 yards" "first player in the super bowl era to have a twin" like they just pull shit out of their asses for the sake of it and i think people obsessed with charts and sales would LOVE the nfl.
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For me, censorship laws are a lot like the death penalty. There are people I wish would die, but I don't want the government to have any say over who lives or dies (because then they can stretch laws out to justify killing someone they dont like). There are stories that I think are reprehensible and should have never been written, but I don't want the government to have any say over which stories are reprehensible (because then they can stretch out what they deem wrong out to fit anything they don't like)
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maverick is like the dean winchester of tom cruise characters
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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero
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>two parts oatmeal one part milk
that shit goes down smooth as silk
>two parts oatmeal one part rice
kinda weird but could be nice
>two parts oatmeal one part stew
now it's getting hard to chew
>two parts oatmeal one part mole
um no thanks i'm really full
>two parts oatmeal one part mouse
what the fuck dude leave my house
>two parts oatmeal one part arm
where'd that come from who'd you harm
>two parts oatmeal one part ned
who is that oh god he's dead
>two parts oatmeal one part gourd
oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!
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homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka
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AU where Tobias is trapped as a social bird like a crow instead of a solitary predator. Bonus: Does he create the Crow Air Force by accident?
Yet another objectively excellent AU idea that has me stumped. Any fellow fandalites have suggestions about Tobias the Corvid?
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What if abilities changed the appearance of a Pokemon?
A master post of all the ability forms drawings I've done! It's been such a fun series to work on and it makes me so happy that it's brought you all so much joy!
I regret not starting the little additional descriptions earlier and I thought of fixing that but I desperately need a nap so nope.
I did fix the one that ruffled the most feathers though - quite literally! The Skarmory saga is finally complete!
Other Ability Forms posts!
Find me and my art elsewhere!
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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing
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Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.
He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.
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Well, it’s finally finished. It was a genuinely satisfying project. I present you Ankh Morpork in the guise of Google Maps.
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Fairy transportation
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you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon
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inception is a decent movie but there's so much horror tragedy potential written into its premise and the implications of its worldbuilding and being able to see that and do nothing about it makes me feel deranged
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