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Nanami constantly pounding you through the mattress so good that you have to see a doctor every few weeks- and the hot, stern doctor asking you whether he should teach you how to do it real slow in front of your husband. So that you can pick which one you like - Dr. Zayne’s slow n’ steady or Nanami Kento’s rough.
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I'M BEGGING YALL, ON MY FUCKING KNEES, TO BLESS US READERS WITH MORE FANFICS OF DETECTIVE CONAN
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Spring Matsuri
Akai x gn!reader
Navi
Warnings: smoking, smoking as a dealbreaker for the reader
"I didn't know we were dating," you finally said as Akai led you away from the matsuri, his heavy hand resting warm on your back. Now that his family was finally gone, his shoulders relaxed, fingers fishing for a cigarette and the lighter in his right pocket.
He hummed. "Think it was bound to happen anyways, right?"
You shrugged, a nervous laugh escaping your lips.
"I think you'll find me annoying though."
He huffed a laugh as he flicked open the lighter.
"I doubt it."
You giggled. "No, I'm serious." Then, you bit your lower lip, voice turning into a hushed whisper. "I think you'll find me annoying after a while."
"Try me."
"I'd tell you to quit smoking until you do."
Shuichi's hand froze mid air, fire flickering softly against the cigarette hanging loosely from his mouth. Then he snapped the lighter shut and took the cigarette from his mouth, blowing smoke into the air as he did so. He put the cigarette out on a nearby trashcan. The rest of the package followed suit.
His hand found purchase on your back again, tugging you closer to him. He laughed when he saw the look of surprise on your face.
"What? You think that's enough to keep me from you, sweetheart?"
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this little glamorized misogyny "joke" has run its course right. can we leave this corny demonic shit in 2023. it is done now. we've had enough.
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truest words ever spoken
"English isn't my-"
Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with
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it’s always the humans summoning demons, but how about demons summoning humans
you know how it goes originally and you are sooo ready for the night of your life but the big, monstrous guy with thick horns only wants someone to complain to and cuddle with after a shitty week
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will bakugou choose seoul, korea or your wedding anniversary?
Bakugou had turned the damn house upside down three times.
“Where the hell is it?” He hissed under his breath, storming through the hallway closet for the third time in two days. He’d torn apart the shoe rack, the document folders, and even flipped through the cookbooks in the kitchen, just in case he’d used it as a bookmark. No dice. The damn passport was still missing.
His hair was sticking up more than usual—half from stress, half from the static of the hoodie he’d thrown on that morning in frustration. They were supposed to leave for Korea in three days. Three. It was the biggest pro-hero conference he’d ever been invited to—panel talks, interviews, awards. Best Jeanist, Lemillion, and even Halfie had their confirmations sent in already.
And what did he have?
An expired copy of his license (he got a new one; the expired one’s just in his drawer), a half-crushed protein bar, and a very pouty, very pregnant wife in the living room.
You had your feet up on the couch, ankles slightly swollen beneath the oversized hoodie you’d stolen from his wardrobe. You were scrolling on your phone with one hand, the other resting on your baby bump, lazily tracing circles. When Bakugou stomped past, you looked up with the slow blink of a cat.
“Still lost?” you asked, not bothering to hide your amusement. Even laughed under your breath.
The audacity, he thinks, though it wasn’t frustration. He could never be mad at you.
Because he knows you’ll get mad at him, too.
Bakugou didn’t answer. He grunted instead, pulling out another drawer in the cabinet near the TV.
“Maybe it grew legs and walked off,” you teased. “Or maybe your big fat ego swallowed it.”
He shot you a look. “Not helping.”
You hummed. “Not trying to.”
Your pout had gotten more dramatic since hitting six months. Bakugou noticed it more these days, how you’d stare down your food like it personally offended you, or how you’d sigh theatrically every time the topic of even him leaving the house came up. At first, you’d been supportive—even joked that you’d video call him during the conference and heckle him from the screen. But once you found out the biggest day of the event landed on your wedding anniversary, the whole game changed.
Suddenly he feels like he’s on house arrest.
“Maybe it’s a sign,” you murmured, taking a sip of the juice he made you this morning. “Maybe you’re meant to stay home this time.”
Bakugou scoffed. As if.
“Ain’t no damn sign. It’s just misplacin’ shit.”
“You don’t have to go,” you said again. “You could stay. Cuddle me. Eat cake. Listen to me cry about clouds.”
“You said I could go if I find my passport,” he pouts, brows furrowed, and his lips jutted slightly.
“I did, and don’t be mad,” you replied. “I want you to go. Really. You’ve worked so hard.”
“Then why do you look like you wanna punch me in the throat?”
You blinked at him. “Because it’s our anniversary and I’m hormonal. Sue me.”
“Uh-huh.”
“So I hope you don’t find it.”
That was the end of that conversation.
-
The night before their anniversary came sooner than expected.
Bakugou had made a reservation at one of the nicest rooftop restaurants in the city. Private booth, soft fairy lights, cityscape twinkling behind them. The host even laid a small bouquet of lavender on the table when he told them it was for a special occasion. He hadn’t told you where you were going, only grunted, “Wear that dress you like—that comfy one. You know the one.”
He hadn’t mentioned anything new about the passport ordeal. You, who figured he’d either given up or accepted fate, were mostly content to enjoy the evening.
You looked like a dream, so his focus was entirely on you. Someone who he somehow managed to have (maybe his bond with his guardian angels came in clutch and even contacted Cupid himself to arrange an arrow for you two).
You waddled into the restaurant, cheeks a little fuller, eyes glowing. He still looked at you like he couldn’t believe he got so lucky. He thinks it makes you shy, how intense his gaze got, even after everything—the morning sickness, the mood swings, the late-night hospital runs due to paranoia.
“You okay?” he asked, placing a hand on your lower back as you walked in.
“Mm,” you hummed, leaning into his touch. You could barely hide your smile at this point. “You’re staring.”
He didn’t even deny it. “I am? So what? Can’t a man just appreciate his wife?”
Dinner went well, for the most part.
You had one hand on your belly, the other wrapped around his fingers on the table. You were halfway through your chocolate mousse when Bakugou reached into his jacket pocket and slid something across the table.
“No,” you said slowly, setting your spoon down. “You didn’t.”
“Yeah, I did.”
He didn’t look smug at all, more like... hopeful.
Your brows furrowed. You reached for the passport, flipping it open.
There it was. His damn passport. Found. Intact. Stamped. His most recent picture was taken only a few months ago.
Yoh stared at it. Then at you. Then back at it again.
“…You found it?”
“Yup.”
“Where was it?”
He cleared his throat, gaze shifting to the side.
“…Behind the dresser in the guest room. Stuffed in that red envelope labeled ‘Important Shit,’ which you labeled in your handwriting, by the way.”
You paused. Your cheeks puffed again as your lips turned downward in the softest pout he’d ever seen. You looked down at your half-eaten dessert, spoon idle.
“You’re really gonna go?”
“I want to,” he admitted. “But I don’t wanna leave you pissed off and lonely, either.”
You didn’t say anything at first. Just poked at your mousse with your spoon. Your lashes were low, and he could tell you were struggling. Not angry, just…sad.
Finally, you said, “It’s just one. It’s just one anniversary. We’ll have dozens more, right?”
“We will. We’ll have centuries more.”
“…And you’ll video call me. Every day.”
“Morning and night.”
“And text me when you land. And when you eat. And when you leave the venue. And—”
Bakugou reached across the table and tugged gently at your hand. His hands are rough against yours, but they’re filled with sincerity and utmost love that a man could give to his wife.
“Hey.”
You looked up.
His voice softened.
“Seriously, d’ya think I’d leave you without a plan?”
You blinked.
“I’m leavin’ you flowers and your cake. I told Kirishima to drop off that spa basket thing you said you wanted last month. And your mom’s stayin’ over the night of. I made sure. I even stocked the fridge.”
Your mouth parted slightly, tilting your head to the side. “You…did all that?”
“Yeah.” He looked almost bashful now, scratching the back of his neck. “Didn’t want you to think I forgot. Even if I ain’t here physically. I’m still here.”
Your eyes shimmered just a bit. A good sign, Bakugou notes.
Then you smiled—soft and tired and affectionate.
“God, you’re gonna make me cry.”
“Tch. Don’t cry. I’ll look like an asshole.”
You laughed then, nose crinkling. “You are an asshole. But a sweet one.”
“Yeah, you love me.”
“I do.”
You two didn’t talk about the passport again that night. Not after that.
Instead, you finished dessert. Slowly. Your hand stayed in his the whole time.
When you walked out of the restaurant, he kept his arm around your shoulders, guiding you carefully down the steps like you were made of glass. You leaned into him, soft and warm, your belly pressing into his side.
And when they got home, you told him, “Let’s open the anniversary cake early.”
He didn’t say no. Not when you looked that happy. It doesn’t matter that he’s already full from the chocolate mousse you two had earlier.
When night finally settled, and Bakugou’s wiping the excess frosting off the corners of your lips with a napkin, he hears you say, “Come home soon, okay?”
He nodded, then softly kissed the crown of your head.
“Always.”
Always come home to you.
-
The morning of Bakugou’s flight started earlier than usual.
He had been up before the alarm even went off, brushing his teeth with the kind of intensity that only came from years of military-grade discipline… or nerves (also because he wants all bad germs on his mouth to die). Not that he’d ever admit to the latter. He stood in front of the mirror, towel slung low on his hips, steam curling from the hot shower as he stared at his reflection.
This was it. The day he was supposed to fly out to Korea.
Except—he wasn’t going.
Not really.
He’d made his decision last night, somewhere between the weight of your hug and the feel of your heartbeat against his body when you fell asleep on his chest. The moment you started snoring softly, your nose slightly buried in his shirt, he realized there was no way in hell he was getting on that plane.
Not this time.
But you didn’t need to know that just yet.
Because if there was one thing Bakugou knew about his wife, it was that you’d throw a fit if he skipped a life-changing professional opportunity just to spend your anniversary folding baby laundry and rubbing your swollen ankles. Plus, he knew you’d never allow him to stay. And if you knew he was lying about leaving, you’d huff and puff until he actually made him go.
So, he planned ahead. Like a goddamn mastermind.
By the time you woke up—slightly groggy with pillow lines on your cheek—he had already “packed.” His suitcase was zipped shut and positioned neatly by the door. His travel duffle bag sat upright next to it. His travel documents were tucked inside an envelope labeled “Do Not Open Unless Emergency.” (Totally blank inside.)
You blinked at him sleepily, rubbing your eyes as you waddled into the living room in his oversized T-shirt. One of the many shirts he was sure was missing from his closet.
“You already packed?” you murmured, voice small and pouty.
He turned from the kitchen, coffee mug in hand. Acting too nonchalant to not give anything away.
“Yeah,” he said. “Didn’t wanna rush.”
You crossed your arms over your bump. “It’s only a three-hour flight, Katsuki. Not an expedition to the Arctic.”
“Still gotta prep,” he said, biting back a grin.
Your eyes narrowed suspiciously, but the smell of something sweet distracted you. Bingo.
He stepped aside, revealing a neatly arranged dessert box sitting on the counter. Inside: four of your favorites—strawberry shortcake with extra whipped cream, a slice of creamy Basque burnt cheesecake, a generous portion of tiramisu, and your current obsession: mango sticky rice.
“You bought me desserts?” you awed.
“I bought you a stack,” he corrected. “Don’t think I don’t know you get all sad and start craving sugar when I leave.”
You scoffed. “I do not.”
“You do,” he said, crossing his arms smugly. “You pouted so hard last time I left, I came back to find the fridge empty and you passed out with a half-eaten ice cream tub on the couch.”
“That was one time!”
“And I’m not takin’ chances.”
He bent forward, pressed a kiss to your cheek, then to your rounded belly. “Eat well. Don’t lift anything heavy. Text me when you’re sleepy. I’ll land by lunch. Kirishima’s already on the way, but it’s since the bridge is getting repaired.”
“You’re acting suspicious,” you said, frowning as you clung to his shirt. “You never say goodbye this… nicely.”
“That’s rude,” he muttered. “I’m always nice.”
“No, you’re normally grumpy and say something like, ‘Don’t burn the house down while I’m gone.’”
He smirked. You weren’t wrong entirely.
“Well, maybe I don’t wanna come back to find out you’ve cried over an empty dessert box.”
Your lip wobbled, and he kissed you again—softly this time, with an extra squeeze to your waist.
“I’ll be back before you know it. It’s just for two nights.”
-
He left around nine. Or at least, pretended to.
Instead of heading to the airport, he drove straight to his agency, parked in the underground garage, and holed up in his office. There was a bottle of juice in the mini fridge, emergency snacks in the bottom drawer, and an absurd number of congratulatory emails flooding his inbox that he ignored.
The hours ticked by slowly.
He checked his phone a dozen times. No calls. No texts. Just one blurry photo from you of the dessert box with the caption: You’re lucky I’m in a sugar coma right now. Or I’d be mad you left without triple kissing me goodbye.
He snorted.
Around lunchtime, he got restless. Then irritated.
Then, at exactly 1:00 P.M., he got in the car and drove home.
No warning.
No heads-up.
He half-expected you to be lounging in the living room, watching drama reruns and fanning yourself while complaining about heartburn. But when he pulled up the driveway and unlocked the front door—
The house was suspiciously quiet.
His brows pulled together.
“[Name]?” he called out, stepping in.
Nothing.
He frowned and shut the door behind him, stepping out of his boots. He heard a thud from the back hallway. Then a low grunt. A shuffle.
His eyes narrowed.
Then he heard you muttering.
“Come on, come on, I’m not that heavy—”
He rounded the corner—and stopped cold.
There you were.
Standing in the hallway. Sweaty. Red-faced. Holding a large box half your size with both hands, your bump barely giving you enough room to balance it. Your lip was caught between your teeth as you struggled to carry what was definitely one of the boxes he had explicitly labeled: Do Not Touch.
“…What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
You screamed.
You literally screamed—jumping nearly out of your skin, eyes wide like you saw a ghost.
Or a burglar.
Or both, at this point.
“—Katsuki! I thought you were in Korea—what the hell—”
“Put the box down.”
“You can’t just walk in like that, I thought—I—”
“Put it down, [Name].”
You dropped it with a loud thunk, wobbling backward and grabbing your shoulders.
“Oh my god, I thought you were a home invader! I was ready to throw a candle at you—why are you back?!”
Bakugou marched toward you, still wide-eyed with a mixture of rage and pure panic. He can’t believe this at all. “More importantly, why the fuck are you lifting boxes?!”
“I was bored!”
“Bored? So you decided to tear a disc and pop a blood vessel?!”
“I didn’t tear anything! And it wasn’t heavy; it’s mostly baby blankets!”
He crouched down instantly to pick it up—still heavy, despite your excuses—and carried it to the nursery, grumbling the entire way. “Goddamn woman’s gonna give me a stroke,” he muttered, though there was never any heat in his words.
You waddled after him, still stunned.
“Wait. Why are you here?!”
“I never left.”
“You… what?”
“I stayed at the agency. Figured I’d come back after you thought I was gone. Catch you red-handed.”
“You liar!”
He turned toward you, his frustration subsiding.
“You’re not even a good liar! You went full fake goodbye mode this morning! You even left me mango sticky rice!”
“Yeah. ‘Cause I knew you’d snoop around and start being reckless the second you thought no one was watching.”
Your cheeks puffed up again. That damn pout.
“I was just nesting,” you mumbled.
“Nesting doesn’t involve deadlifting half a closet,” he shot back. “You promised you’d take it easy.”
“…I thought you were in Korea.”
“Yeah, well, again, surprise.”
You blinked up at him again, eyes soft now, overwhelmed. “…You really stayed just for me?”
When he sets the boxes down, he exhaled and cupped your cheek, thumb brushing under your eye. “You really thought I’d leave you alone on our anniversary? Pregnant? Carrying boxes? Eating dessert by yourself? What do you take me for? A shitty husband?”
You hit his chest weakly.
“You’re so unfair,” you muttered.
“I know,” he grinned. “And I love you.”
You melted then. Completely.
Wrapping your arms around him, your bump pressing into his stomach, you buried your face in his chest and whispered: “I love you too, you dramatic maniac.”
That night, there was no flight. No press. No conference.
Just takeout on the couch, your feet in his lap, mango sticky rice on your plate, and his hand splayed across your belly like a homecoming gift.
Bakugou may have missed a headline.
But he made the right choice.
And that mattered more.


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pretty sure he did that out of curiosity back then
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