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She's my date.

#places to take me on a first date

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It's unfortunate how often the solution to a problem is just talking to people. You'd think it could be something easier like making a comprehensive chart or list, or reading everything you can find on the subject, but no, so often you can do all that and you still have to talk to people.

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(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

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I mean ain't that what parents do all the time ?

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

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One of my interns started a sentence with "I don't mind natural inflation but..." I'm sorry you don't mind WHAT. Are you under the impression that inflation is a naturally occurring phenomenon*? And not some sort of terminal man-made horror ?

*The reading of this post might be enhanced by the knowledge that she had a ✨degree in biology ✨

"cost of living crisis" give me a FUCKING break it's called "unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality" fucking cost of living crisis like it's just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

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Hi I'm Ophelia and my parents are just literature nerds.

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

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Maybe that's how you'd recognize people who have already met their soulmate. They're the ones just saying "Hi.". Eliminates all confusion.

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say ���I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

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Your impact on other people is bigger than you think. Someone still giggles when they think of that funny thing you said. Someone still smiles when they think of the compliment you gave them. Someone silently admires you. The advice you give has made a difference for people. The support and love you’ve offered others has made someone’s day. Your input and opinions have made someone think twice. You’re not insignificant and forgotten. Your existence makes a positive difference, whether you see it or not.

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Inspired by the word searches I shared yesterday, here is a brand new way to discover your gender! The first word you see is your shiny new gender identity!

This is just for fun! A lot of the words in there are random. :)

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The pride bats are back! I thought it’d be nice to regroup them into a matching poster. The border on the moths one was changed to a rainbow gradient and some colours were tweaked for better readability/printing. Original posts: Pride moths LGBATs 1 & 2

Prints

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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Idk who Hank Green is but not believing you're bi enough is peak bi experience my man.

in hysterics

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Here for all you faggot needs.

anybody want to do some faggot shit like whos up for doing some faggot shit

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god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

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Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.