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Little hermit species…???

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Yes, I am back after a month to reblog two posts of Mumbo and run away into the abyss. Someday my mc/hc hyperfixation will return from the war. 

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Thank you for feeding us during this extremely long content drought

[125] sigh, you put me in the mood for boba

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[37] hope everyone's having a wonderful first day of pride month! :)

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The once and forever king of the mines. May he rest in peace

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I have no idea what happened but he's very angsty, I rly want to draw more of him so give me your ideas people

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The hermit eggs are squishmallows

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saw impulse’s new skin and my eyes rolled back into my skull and then suddenly i blinked and this was on my tablet screen. wild.

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posting this before the 1.18 lore drops

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Rating hermits on how strong they are but it's my brain canon

This is based on our system and our introjects and our pseudomemories of our friends :)

Bdubs: 1/10

He's built like a pile of marshmallows but if he really puts his mind to it maybe he could lift a single weight

Cub: 4/10

He isn't strong but he can carry at least 2 of the big bottles of milk. Gets slightly underestimated but not by much

Doc: 9/10

Strong because he is large and has a lot of power in those legs. The robotic arm is not as strong as people think it is so he gets overestimated

Etho: 8/10

People underestimate Etho. Etho is built like a dancer. Agile as fuck and has more force behind some of those movements than you think. Scary

False: 11/10

Buff lady :)

Scar: 5/10

Looks like he's built of noodles and mostly he is but it's a psychological weakness. He wimpers at the sight of a mob. But he can and does carry around heavy shulker boxes but he will drop them if you startle him

Grian: 9/10

Buff bird boi. He's a stockier build so people don't see the muscle but it's there. Gettin full force slapped by the wings will throw you on your back

Gem: 8/10

Strong legs. Would not want to get kicked by Gem's deer legs + she can carry a lot more than people expect

Hypno: 5/10

Average kind of guy.

Jevin: -3/10

Softbody physics got squish

Impulse: 15/10

Large large man!! Hug shaped. But also very strong. Big arms all the better for hugs and picking up friends

Iskall: 7/10

Could lift a fair deal but isn't the strongest. A very sturdy kind of guy

Joe: ????/10

His lifting capacity seems to change depending on the weather, the alignment of the planets, and how funny it would be

Keralis: 4/10

Looks like he is made out of spaghetti. He's not that weak but he looses points for looking like that

Mumbo: 2/10

Built like 12 bamboo. Barely manages with shulkers of redstone supplies.

Pearl: 9/10

Way stronger than people expect because that oversized hoodie hides many things, including the knowledge of how to punch someone correctly.

Ren: 5/10

Has been hindered by his new leg but refuses to admit so. Otherwise he would've been more up there

Stress: -10/10

She's built for gardening and tea not for fighting or lifting heavy things. C'mon

Tango: 12/10

Robotic body does a lot of work for him (and everyone else who asks him to help with projects)

TFC: 10/10

A very strong very large sort of man, but his bones aren't what they used to be

Beef: 10/10

Stays in shape mostly for dealing with Etho and his shenaniganry

Wels: 8/10

Not as strong as people think, most of the skill is in fighting technique rather than just strength

xB: 6/10

Above average kind of guy

Xisuma: 4/10

The armour makes him look so much broader/stronger than he is

Zedaph: 1/10

Built for science and fun not for lifting things.

Cleo: 14/10

Big strong lady

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You are not immune to Bdubs Brainrot (and by you I mean me because this AU!Bdubs lives RENT FREE)

If you aren’t already reading @keralises’ superheroes AU, I dunno what to tell you, man.

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Just had a funny thought of like

Grian: surely it isn’t as bad on the DSMP as people are saying? *opens watcher eye* oh damn that’s not good

something like this i think

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what is Grian’s Rift really for, I wonder…

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when I find a gravel biome: ahh,, the blessed lands. The minecraft gods have surely smiled upon me.. I shall make many conk cretes with this,,.

when I find gravel in a cave or stripmine: absolutely fucking disgusting. If one more piece of gravel falls on top of me I’m uninstalling this game. I hope I never lay eyes on this hideous block again in my life. despawn in hell.

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[Image ID: a low resolution screenshot of PearlescentMoon and Impulsesv in Hermitcraft, in the End, standing on an endstone hill. End ID.]

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literally already posted 2 different watcher grian inspired drawings today but. this entire sequence was PEAK fuel for non-corporeal trickster bird man.