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the lyrics are: because you know im all about that bass/bout that bass/ eat poison?

Some one is confused over misheard lyrics.

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dear diary...im embarrassed bc my crush heard about how i pretend to be bad things

Preppy teen is discovered pretending to be emo.

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a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you hate everything good in the world

A nihilist attempts to think up a good bumper sticker, before realizing that bumper stickers are meaningless.

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i for one accuse me of betraying light yagami

Light Yagami reflects on bad choices.

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in times like this i ask myself... what would a dog do? it’d probably pretend to enjoy furries

Anti-furry tries to console themself at a furry convention.

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you can buy any goods and services with bitcoin and i mean any. you can probably even use bitcoin to be a cranky owl

Bitcoin enthusiast and endorser attempts to appeal to Featheries.

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at my sleepover we will engage in fun activities. for example we can cuddle chaos

Some one pitches the idea of a sleepover where people can participate in snuggling with the dark lord of destruction, Chaos.

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aaa!! i buy perfume that smells like hair

Illiterate teen laments over their poor choice in aroma.

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a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you tolerate homosexuality

Some one pitches the idea of a product to be sold at the up coming Homosexuality Tolerance Day festival.

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im horrible. im terrible. i defend this loathsome flesh suit?

Anti-human vegan wails about being human.

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am i gay? well if it answers your question i look like my problems

An un-apologetically flamboyant closeted gay man tries to use cryptic answers in order to avoid coming out.

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i hate birds because they pretend to enjoy fire

Some one expresses their distaste for flying feather balls.

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you cant sell the white house

Trump’s adviser is adamant after Trump pitches another money-making scheme.

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isnt being vegan when you dont eat meat and you support worms?

Some one is not sure if their description of vegans is correct.

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me: gain the sun

Some one gives some advice on becoming the ultimate dragon.

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emotion is not necessary. we do not need fears or dreams or feelings about anything. come with me to a pure and improved world where we only contour the face of mysterious unsourced meat

An emo gives a speech on their dystopian dream-world.

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ive been called many names. but you can just know me as the man who will improve neopets

A man is confident in his impossible goal.