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force newt

forcing someone to be nonbinary by feeding them nothing but oysters

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orange is the opposite of blue so my evil clone would be orange #colortheory

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forcing someone to be nonbinary by feeding them nothing but oysters

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(options include all shades of said color)

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3 LA cops exploded and died just now

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I havent been able to sleep lately fuckass intense and stressful nightmares keep me up anxiety levels are thru the roofs. im incredibly tired. but for some reason today laios just showed up. N he hugged me with the warmth of a mother and her child. thank you laios. I tried to capture the dreamlike tenderness of it all. it was a short respite

Important to note ive never read nor watched dungeon meshi. I have no idea why he was there

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is it okay to grasp you and throw you across a field like a free's bee 🤔

i need to ask my mom for permission

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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i had a dream where a bunch of people and i were trapped in some scary haunted house and the only way to save everyone was for me to take testosterone. then later in the dream i read an article about how they made a new hormone

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oj simpson died?? on my birthday last year???

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why is that kid i always see pissing on stuff and looking over his shoulder with an evil smirk saying philosophical shit whenever he’s not pissing

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Soda is in love with Fridge.

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least favorite kind of fantasy worldbuilding is when oh yeah the afterlife is real death isn't a big deal it's just like a permanent vacation to magical lands :) no one's ever gone forever that would be sad! oh except if you somehow die again in the afterlife then that's it your soul is obliterated and you're gone forever sorryyyyyy

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IT WAS HIS KEYBOARD. HE WAS NUMBER ONE

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Do you guys like my blog im a little self conscious

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if i was a carnivore in one of those xenofiction stories where predators still need to hunt for prey even though every single animal could talk to each other, i would just starve myself to death