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This is the coolest shit I've ever heard about in fucking months.
I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.
Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)
We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.
Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.
However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.
TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....
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As a Southern person, I'm getting rid of Grits. Weird, Ik. Its a texture and after-taste issue. Its good with a lot of cheese, yet by itself? No. It's just gross..

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if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little
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Sorry y'all, I was drinking on the 3st of January. Wtf did I miss?

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HOI BOY
The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT
#thank you#super mario#toad#christmas#music#happy holidays! thanks everyone who submitted <3#oh and volume warning lmao#funny#lol#haha
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The fact this video even exists tells me everything, all Inna single minute.
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Imagine feeding a squirrel and the next day you find a fucking cookie sitting on your window ledge, only to find out it was the squirm you've been feeding.
This woman always feeds a squirrel, and that squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie for her.
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This needs to be in all Animal hospitals/ vets.

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This satisfies my brain


Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.
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if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”
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I love this sight


hOI! Happy Halloween y’all
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I love him

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
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And don't blow that fruit stuff in people's faces, I had family do that just to be funny and it wrecked me considering I was born with a heart murmur (For anyone unaware of what that is, I was born with a hole in my heart but it thankfully closed up when I was an infant) even so those things can cause damage and is quite painful to breathe in. I don't vape or smoke for that reason regarding my health, shit, I can hardly drink energy drinks. My first ever energy drink was a Bang cotton candy and that royalty fucked me up, so I went with Monsters and they have less effect on me.
Please keep in mind that everyone or anyone who doesn't do that, doesn't do it for a reason and to not blow it in their general direction or even in their face. If your gonna do that in the car or house, open the window or go outside.
I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
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