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"...And this is my conclusion."

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nothing is more humbling than realizing the only character i could conceivably be in star wars with my personality is C-3PO. useless facts, complains about everything, somehow just as unhinged as his cooler best friend with none of the benefits of said insanity.

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don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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shout out to the guy in my class who puts his imdb link in every single discussion post response under his signature.

we get it, buddy, you were an extra in a popular show one time.

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just watched the pilot of the x-files and "they were originally written as completely platonic" is an insane thing to say about the most sexual dynamic I've ever seen in my life

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frank langdon + tags

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lmao I got an actual blooper instead of just sitting in stony, furious silence

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to the person in my neighborhood absolutely bumping Mr. Brightside,

are you alright?

sincerely yours,

rubes

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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

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good morning!

lets lose our marbles!

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…no comments

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imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

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6 pictures from your camera roll that aren’t selfies!

I just really want to see how you all live.

Thanks for the tag @cultivating-wildflowers ❤️

Tagging (no pressure!): @galaxycoffeelover @darnitjack @imissthembutitwasntadisaster and anybody wearing red :)

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sending screenshots of my posts to my friends who block my tags because my yapping cannot be stopped

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tfw you find out your peaceful jedi boyfriend uses slurs

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