when I'm writing arguments between vampires, i think a lot about the way that cats fight. when cats clash over something, they make a lot of noise and a lot of physical gestures at one another. it's really uncommon for them to seriously get into a physical scrap, and extremely unusual to see them begin an altercation with another cat with a physical attack. this is because they know, implicitly, that they can kill one another. cats, being cats themselves, understand that a cat is a very efficient killer. all the vocalising, the hissing, the gutteral moans, the hair-stood-on-end, the jagged postures; all of this is happening in order to attempt to avoid a physical fight. each movement and sound has an implicit meaning. the cat is saying 'hey, remember i can kill you', and the other cat responds 'yeah, remember i can kill you too'.
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If your vampire is not gay, are they truly a vampire? It's probably a leech or something. Disregard it accordingly.
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Some podcast art for the soul
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MALEVOLENT ENJOYERS
I am BEGGING you to listen to Not Quite Dead
I’m like halfway through listening, and
I can guarantee most of you will love this
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When making a monster story, ask yourself: did you seal their FATE?
Is it freaky
Is there an abomination
Are the themes transsexual in nature
Is it emotionally devastating
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The foolish boy and ridiculous creature
LISTEN TO NOT QUITE DEAD!!! TRAGIC GAY TRANS VAMPIRES! it doesnt get better than that guys. Listen to it.
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joke courtesy of my boyfriend @evangelionfanboy1 <3
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When the newly turned vampire you adopted is a picky eater 😩🥩✨
I sтroпgly rесоммепd everyone to listen to Not Quite Dead it is so awesome aaaaa ❤️🔥
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i love listening to newer podcasts bc certain days of the week become Very exciting
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DO YOU
gay
vampires
how vampirism would work?
fear AND sexy
bite
listen to Not Quite Dead, it's where podcasts
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late to this but my top podcasts were Rusty Quill Gaming, Where The Stars Fell, Spirit Box Radio, Not Quite Dead, and The Silt Verses! i'd love to know what yours were + if there's anything i should listen to based on my own top 5 :) send me a star and i'll rec you smth too! - asha
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+ another neige sketch because I discovered that he's described as blonde
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Diversity win! All vampires are queer. All of them :)
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