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GIRL WHAT IS THIS?!

THIS WAS A AD ON PINTEREST WHAT IS THIS 😭

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Absolutely terrible day today

Faceplated into glass when the bus had to suddenly break because of some nutjob on the road.

Then burnt my hand because I forgot to turn of the glue gun and now there is just a string of glue stuck to my skin 😭

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I will be playing this while reading:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=vDMwDT6BhhE&si=fhKGFqR7eBkoxJ6H

So hey, Chapter 10 of "An Archivist's Spark" will be the last chapter of the first act and also contains a wedding/Conjunx Ritus.

Care to share some thoughts about this?

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Why not both 👀

Megasound or Megop?

Yes

But colour me curious:

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I always like to think that SG!Optimus would be like wayyyyy more unhinged then normal Megatron.

Although he'd be like terrifyingly, calculated kind of unhinged, kinda like some versions of Shockwave, like not crazy "I'm going to stab myself with the devils goth rock" but "I am going to reduce this planet to atoms but right after I take all the recorces and kill everyone" or "lets use shadowplay" (unlike Megs who would probably just inslave the natives).

Like- The other Megatrons would be like actually repulsed by this version.

Like he is crazy to an extreme, and SG!Megatron would be like how Optimus is on the norm.

(for an example: TFO Orion actually discards D16 just because he didn't follow him blindly like usual and actually shoots him, right where the Megatronus decal is mind you, and then proceeds to murder Sentinal. And when Megatron shows up, as a prime, he tries to rip the matrix out of him while also taking out the high guard).

Tldr; cannon SG:OP but apmt up to like 100

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Give me Megop fic suggestions because I have nothing to do during break and I have reviseted all my favourites

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OP:

He knew what he was doing trust me guys

Megatron: F#ck you!

Optimus: F#ck you!

Megatron: F#ck you!

Optimus: F#ck me!

Megatron: F#ck you?

Optimus: Yes, f#ck me

Megatron: Okay

*Timeskip*

Megatron bolts up from the berth, Optimus visible sleeping by his side

Megatron: No not again!

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I'm not dead I promise..!

University is just kicking my ass and I think I'm on one of my professors shit list :'D

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It's giving this

Sorrynotsorry

Old women yaoi

And these bitches

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I will fucking burn alive on this hill

Gonna hop onto the bandwagon too ✌️

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Lesbian queens mmmmmmmm

(might delete later idk)

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MORE incorrect quotes

How Megatronus met Orion (probably):

Megatronus, about Orion: I saw a man so beautiful I started crying?

Megatronus: I immediately felt compelled to give him the nine dollars I had in my pocket and say, "You are the best looking person I've ever seen, so I think you deserve this, I was gonna buy my lunch with this, but whatever." And then I started crying. I seriously cried for an hour.

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On board the lost light:

Megatron: You were very naughty.

Ravege: Meow.

Megatron: ...Okay, but next time, there will be consequences.

Ravege: Meow.

Megatron: You're right, probably not.

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The aftermath of Wheeljack vs Soundwave:

Ratchet: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Wheeljack: sassy, short, nerdy, sweet, caring-

Ratchet: BLOOD TYPE!

Wheeljack: Oh.

Wheeljack: *Looks down at his wound*

Wheeljack: Red.

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Normal conversation between the two:

Wheeljack: There are three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way, and the Wheeljack way.

Magnus: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Wheeljack: Yeah, but it's faster and has more consequences.

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Megatron and Optimus after their honeymoon:

Jazz: How was the honeymoon?

Optimus: Megatron got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. He said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

-

After a getting demoted:

Starscream: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Knockout: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

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Transformers one show:

When: Premieres January 17 at 7am ET

New episodes arrive every Friday and Saturday

Where: Official TRANSFORMERS YouTube Channel

episode titles and dates below:

E01 Energon Mine - January 17

E02 Runaway Train - January 18

E03 Battle Royale - January 24

E04 Race Orion Pax vs. D-16 - January 25

E05 Exploring the Tomb - January 31

E06 Life-Form Scanner - February 1

E07 Steve Cam - February 7

E08 Archive Chat Bot - February 8

E09 Show Jumping - February 14

E10 Energon Pool - February 15

E11 Arcade Platformer Run - February 21

E12 Energon Run - February 22

E13 Energon Delivery Service - February 28

E14 Cybertronian Ninja Warrior Aerial Course - March 1

Edit 15/2: I completely forgot about this mini series LMAO

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Incorrect quotes time!

Orion and dee sitting in the kitchen:

Orion: I made tea.

D16: I don’t want tea.

Orion: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

D16: Then why are you telling me?

Orion: It's a conversation starter.

D16: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Orion: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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The lost light getting captured for the 10th time:

Magnus: Be serious for a minute.

Rodimus: Thirty seconds is my record.

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Tfp Starscream:

Starscream: I didn't ask to be born perfect.

Starscream: I demanded it.

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After Starscream kicks Steve off the raygun thing:

Starscream: Some people are like slinkies.

Knockout: ...Explain.

Starscream: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

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Megaop after a fight:

Orion: Megatronus annoyed me today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Orion: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Orion: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

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We've been ABSOLUTELY ROBBED

Spider oppy 😭

I finished watching Transformers Animated today!! (Yes I'm still watching and plan to finish G1, but my vacations are ending soon so I wanted to watch another TF show before that, which is also the reason I started watching Transformers Prime at the same time lol. I already finished Season 1 of Prime, but that's another post for later)

And can we all just agree that Optimus isn't the responsible one for what happened to Elita One?!!

Like it was Sentinels fault for suggesting going to that planet when it clearly wasn't allowed, and Optimus wanted to get out of there and voiced that thought. And even when they already fell through that hole before the spiders appeared he once again voiced that they should get out of there. And then when Elita fell into the hole of spiders and the Energon was exploding Optimus made the logical and reasonable choice of getting away from there cause they were gonna die if they didn't. And Sentinel then putting all the blame to him for the accident, and telling this lies to Ultra Magnus, making Optimus expelled from the academy (and Optimus letting it happen cause he feels guilty about the events. OPTIMUS MY BABY YOU WEREN'T I PROMISE :(((), and still calling him a loser after all this time??!! I'm glad that Sentinel at least got to be kicked around and bullied in his scenes cause the jerk definitely deserves it and more.

I just feel for so bad for this Optimus, cause he obviously didn't want to abandon Elita, but the place was literally blowing up and after the explosion ended her signal didn't came up, so what's the logical reason? That she's offline, not that she got turned into a spider-lady!!

But BOYYYY THOSE STORY SCRIPTS FOR THAT EPISODE OF SEASON 4 WHERE OPTIMUS GETS TO CHANGE THE PAST BUT HE ENDS UP BEING THE TECHNO-ORGANIC SPIDER??!! MAN I WOULD'VE EAT THAT UP SO QUICKLY I WANT IT RAHHHHH!!!

Also I'm checking the ao3 fandom tag rn and I'm seeing a lack of found family fics of the Autobots and Sari????!! HUH?????!! WHERE'S MY FOUND FAMILY FOOD???? THAT'S LITERALLY A PART OF THE CORE'S SHOW, WHERE'S MY WEIRD GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE "HUMAN" GIRL BEING A FAMILY CONTENT AT???!!!

Unacceptable. It seems like I'm gonna have to write it myself/hj/pos (psst. If you do know about some good fics about that, let me know please! And also about TFA Megop, cause I liked their dynamic, just don't be sexual, just some romance it's good!)

I'm probably gonna make proper and longer posts about TFA cause I really liked the show, I just wanted to get out my fresh thoughts rn lol

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AT with @brokelightart on Insta haha... Idk about the second one so ummm...

Fuckboi vibes Optimus and Loser Megatron Doodle on the dms

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Camt believe we are in 2025 now WOW

Hopefully we get more good transformers content this year