#transformers incorrect quotes

[cyber-streak-2]

Bumblebee: I think I worked out a plan.

Prowl: Alright, count me out.

Bumblebee: You haven’t even heard it yet.

Prowl: See how I’ve learned?

[i-am-confused-always]

Optimus: Today I realized I’m old.

Ratchet: What happened?

Optimus: I fell at the mess hall and instead of laughing, Bumblebee came running to see if I was okay.

Ratchet: …

Optimus: I saw the fear in his eyes

[autism-autobot]

Heatwave: "So, how are you liking peace time 'Bee? I know you haven't experienced it much before."

Bumblebee: "I'm sorry, what time?"

Boulder: "Peace time, you know, what it's like when there isn't a war happening?"

Bumblebee: *processing information*

The Entire Rescue Team: *worried silence*

Bumblebee: "THERE'S A WORD FOR NOT-WAR TIME???!!!🤩"

The Entire Rescue Team: *stunned silence*

Blades: "You need ten thousand hugs and therapy."

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Incorrect Quote

Y/N:Optimus, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Prime Optimus:The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Y/N:...

Y/N:Optimus, how do I-

Bayverse Optimus:I'm already packed, let's go.

[tending-the-hearth]

Optimus: *dies during Rise of the Fallen"

Mirage: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Bumblebee: One month.

Noah: Nah, half a month.

Sam, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OPTIMUS JUST DIED!

Kris, scratching chin in thought: One week.

[acestudentsera]

Transformers Earthspark incorrect quote text posts [part three]

Enjoy! :)

[itsjustalex304]

Mirage: *staring at working Noah* You’re so pretty

Noah: *not paying attention* Yhym, you too

Mirage: You sooo love me

Noah: *still focused on work* Yeah, sure

Mirage: *smirking* Let’s get married!

Noah: Yeah, all right… WAIT WHA- !

Mirage: NO TAKE-BACKS!!!

[spacealienrobot]

Mirage: “He said we were only work friends! I mean he’s practically been inside me!”

Stratosphere: “You’ve been inside me, does that mean you consider me a friend?”

Mirage: “No.”

[bruhwhyyyyy]

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Make the plan, execute the plan.

Starscream: Expect the plan to go off the rails.

[i-am-confused-always]

Bumblebee: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ratchet: *crouch down*

Megatron: *kneel down*

Optimus *sit on the floor*

Bumblebee: 

Bumblebee: *Inhales deeply and pinches the bridge of their nose* Bitch-

[autism-autobot]

Bumblebee: *talking about a game he likes* "...And that magic spell can be used to destroy your enemies."

Blades: "Oh, so it's like reverse necromancy!"

Bumblebee, a war vet: "Yes, otherwise known as killing people."

[insaneace26]

Bumblebee: I'm trash. Breakdown: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Bumblebee: Bumblebee: You smooth motherfucker. Bumblebee: And yes it does.

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Prime Incorrect Quote

Y/N, out of nowhere:Did you know that they use dead bodies as trail-markers on Mount Everest?

(Optimus and Ratchet look up from their work)

Both:...what?

Y/N:*Already busy with something else*

[sphnyspinspin]

You know what would be really funny?

If Heatwave could do a perfect Starscream impression.

Like one day he would be just having a conversation with Knockout, and listening to him complain about his former position on the Nemesis. Just going on and on about how annoying Starscream was, and then Heatwave responds by saying something in what he thought was a poor rendition of said seeker, not even trying that hard:

Heatwave: HA! Let me guess, it went something like, ‘Knockout you insolent whiner! Get back to work, or I’ll throw you in the incinerator myself!’. Or something like that?

Knockout: “😦”

Heatwave: “What?”

Out of nowhere, Heatwave had flipped Knockout’s whole world view upside down, and is completely speechless about it.

Heatwave hasn’t even met Starscream!

All Heatwave thought about what it takes to mock Starscream, was to make his voice whiny. And that’s literally all he did. He just made a raspier, high-pitched, whinier version of his voice.

Immediately after, Knockout does a double-take and asks Heatwave to do it again. With a different arrogant phrase of course. And it happens again! Knockout then went from freaking-the-frag-out, to Primus almighty this is hilarious.

Couple more phrases later, Heatwave still doesn’t see what’s so funny, and Knockout takes him to the rest of the autobots to show them his recent mind-boggling discovery.

Queue a whole group of jaw-dropped expressions, after having Heatwave do his whole routine.

It would be even funnier if Heatwave still didn’t get it.

[hansa-lao]

Hightide: Wait, isn't this the spark you sent to the youth center several times, but, he's all the time was going back?

Optimus sighed

Bumblebee smiling sweetly: Yes, it's me