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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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Me and brother were in the kitchen waiting on his spaghetti and we had a convo that's still stuck in my brain, it went like:
(for a little bit more context he was super excited for his damn spaghetti for some fucking reason and I told him to shut the hell up)
Brother: God forbid a man is excited about his spaghetti.
Me: God forbid a man.
Brother: (after an extended pause followed by a sigh) God.
Here's the man in the flesh @iamactuallyacrow
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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
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John William Waterhouse (1849-1917)
(Ariadne). 1898 (Echo and Narcissus). 1903 (Flora and the Zephyrs). 1898 (Hylas and the Nymphs). 1896 (The Decameron). 1915-1916 (The Enchanted Garden). 1916-1917 (The Naiad). 1893
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Bro I hate people who are fishing for compliments but are SO SO insufferably obvious about it like girl bring a fishing rod and a bait, you'd be subtler than whatever that was
#text post#pet peeve#like girl wtf#at least be sneaky about it LMAOOO#“ugh im so ugly” with that attitude yeah u are
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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I love when my friends are impressed by the sheer amount of hours I can sleep, like yeeeesss finally someone who appreciates my art of avoiding everything through a state of comatose
#i love sleeping#okay so what if its to avoid all my problems its still impressive#text post#sleep sleep sleep
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Whenever I think about going abroad for my future my brain always reminds me that I made a creepypasta fan account with my FULL LEGAL NAME and the fuckass edits I made on CuteCut that posted there
#I WAS 12 OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE#undescribed#creepypasta#and yes i was one of those kids who pretended they were a psychopath#i dread the day i have to explain myself to a bunch of government officials over why i was down BAD for Eyeless Jack
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HELLO THIS IS GENIUS
me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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this quote from hbomberguy’s plagiarism video really resonated with me:
“creative people have trouble recognising their skills as skills, because eventually they feel like second nature. […] this stuff really is valuable. if it wasn’t, people wouldn’t be stealing it. creativity doesn’t feel special or unique until you realise people have to plagiarise it”
your craft is and always will be valuable, please never let anyone make you doubt that
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t-shirt that says "object permanence is for schmucks!" on the front
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I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
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These are the questions that truly plague society

modern empath crisis of faith
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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones
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My ultimate sexual fantasy is to annoy a man so much he falls in love with me and we proceed to have a connection that transcends heaven and earth itself and we find each other in every single universe and fall in love.
#me when i’m normal#can you tell that I love enemies to lovers#romance#waiter waiter! a cup of ultimate yearning please
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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