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Diversity win! The scumbag ex-ninja who used her fellow ninjas as meat shields for her escape is canonically a lesbian and is bumming off of her wife's paychecks!
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the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
#good#good job#meme#amazing#always reblog#cool#ancient tumblr#funny#spiderman#hellsite hall of fame#tumblr history
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps
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Reblog if you are
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Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?
The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.
These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.
These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.
Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.
Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.


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Commissioned from @urlocalrobber by my DM who does not have a Tumblr.
#good#good job#amazing#not my art#cool#commission#commissioned art#commissioned piece#commissioned by my DM#fate rpg#ttrpg art#The surviving party members#we started with 8#3 years later#just 5
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Drawn by @urlocalrobber ! Hit them up! They do great work!
#commission#not my art#ttrpg art#fate rpg#good#good job#amazing#cool#catgirl#I mean sorta?#ttrpg#art#artists on tumblr#render
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

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“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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