The official blog (but not really) for everyone's favourite Alton Towers ride. Choo choo! (Not associated with the ride of the same name at Six Flags boooo.)
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Chugga choo chugga choo
Chugga chugga chugga choo
Chugga choo chugga choo
Chugga chugga choo
La la la la la la la la... And so on
#dugga doo#dugga doo cover#chugga choo#the train conductor speaks#runaway mine train#doctor who#choo choo#alton towers
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Free with ads? Those ads better have more trains in them istg
#don't want no breaks from the almost-an-hour-long train video#choo choo#the train conductor answers
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Please sign my petition for replacing ALL PUBLIC TRANSPORT with Runaway Mine Trains.
Pros:
- Really fast
- Really Fun
- Red
- Reliable
- Choo Choo
Cons:
- Every journey you go on, you will have to go around at least twice before being able to get off (+ more times if it's a quiet day)
- You can't bring large bags on with you
- Tunnels will have to be built in the middle of the roads for the train to go through for an accurate RMT experience
- Screaming
- Every area in Britain will have to be renamed Katanga Canyon
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"something bad Is happening ‼️☹️"
What?? It'd better be important, I woke up from my Hibration for this!
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It's been a while since we seen you. Welcome back from hibration!
Thank you, I thoroughly enjoyed my hibration.
#tbh i just ran out of things to post#also can i just say how nerdy it sounds to say out loud to someone 'oh yeah i have a tumblr blog dedicated to the runaway mine train at AT'#never before humbled myself so quickly#anyway#choo choo#runaway mine train#the train conductor answers
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made a smiler themed valentine :) smile always
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I happily accept my new name.
Coughcouh
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If Santa puts you on the naughty list this year, he'll send Miles Cedars to your house
Maybe because you have a face of a character thats supposed to convince a child to do something that should be part of someones daily routine
"Jimmy if you don't eat your veggies Miles Cedars will come to your room at night and eat you alive!"
Is that so? I guess I could live up to that.
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@alton-towers-real Mr Towers, where are you?
Where is Alton Towers?
Britain maybe? Sorry my memory is Fawlty.
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MERRY CHRISMAS!!!! ❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚🎄 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's not quite Christmas yet, don't be getting too excited. Also, I'm renaming it Choochoomas.
#choochoomas#the train conductor answers#choo choo#december#come on guys let's make choochoomas a thing#start tagging stuff with hashtag choochoomas for no reason 🫶🚂☃️🎄
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Please sign my petition for replacing ALL PUBLIC TRANSPORT with Runaway Mine Trains.
Pros:
- Really fast
- Really Fun
- Red
- Reliable
- Choo Choo
Cons:
- Every journey you go on, you will have to go around at least twice before being able to get off (+ more times if it's a quiet day)
- You can't bring large bags on with you
- Tunnels will have to be built in the middle of the roads for the train to go through for an accurate RMT experience
- Screaming
- Every area in Britain will have to be renamed Katanga Canyon
#choo choo#the train conductor speaks#every like and reblog is a signature on the petition#runaway mine train
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(Should I call child protection services or...?)
Someone gave LoD a baby and now he's calling it Fanta
Not sure how competent he'd be at looking after a baby.
@at-oblivion-lord how's the babysitting going so far
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*SCREAMS*
Can you keep it down please, some of us are trying to sleep- oh wait this is a theme park. With rollercoasters. Continue your screams.
#choo choo#the train conductor answers#I'd say look for a scarier rollercoaster if you want to scream but screaming on the RMT is pretty fun anyway
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你浪费时间翻译这个
Such poetry. I recommend that everyone who sees this looks up the translation themselves. And also this:
绝不会放弃你
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