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It is a bdsm friendly rp and support server we want active but open people that don't shame ppl for what they like. And yes it's 18+.

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My wife has sent me out to get tampons for her sisters and mother.

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!

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Bulma: Have a safe trip. Vegeta: I have no say in the matter. Bulma: Die then.

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violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

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LIKE if you agree with Medea!

REBLOG if you’d tell Medea she’s already a princess!

IGNORE if you are Jason

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where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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Me as a farmer

*runs myself over with a tractor*

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Why do women need a whole day about them?

Because, F. Scott Fitzgerald plagiarized his wife, Zelda’s work and used it in The Great Gatsby along with his other books.

Because, black women, let alone any women, were not aware of the great contributions Katherine G. Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson made towards NASA and the space program.

Because the current president of the United States is pretty much a self proclaimed ‘pussy grabber’.

Because doctors (both men and women) are only NOW seeming to realize that women patients cannot be treated based on male patient information.

Because basic products cost more for women than they do for men.

Because feminine hygiene products are taxed.

Because Ada Lovelace wrote instructions for the first computer program in the mid-1800s and I had no idea.

Because Renee Richards existed before Kaitlyn Jenner and she fought policy in the NY Supreme Court, but she doesn’t get talked about.

Because Marsha P Johnson was basically removed from a movie about the Stonewall riots.

Because there STILL aren’t decent pockets in most women’s clothes.

Because Maria TallChief founded the Chicago ballet, but I’m sure most young girls who dream of being a ballerina don’t know about her.

Because Frida Kahlo and Georgia O’Keefe were amazing artists and people, but they weren’t the only female painters in history.

Because men are still determining how and when my body should and can be used and function.

Should I go on?

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are you a pancakes bi or a waffles bi?

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When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

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if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

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crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

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Lucy: What is one thing I told you not to do?

Natsu: Burn the house down.

Lucy: And what did you do?

Natsu: Made you dinner.

Lucy:

Natsu:

Lucy:

Natsu: ...And burnt the house down.

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