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i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[rusted-phone-calls]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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why is my math tutor calculating the number of people(stacked) it takes to reach the atmosphere and why is the assumed average height of a person 1.5m

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you get to be human after finals

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sophiana fanworks to check out !!!

hi i <3 sophiana so i thought i'd make a little rec list of some of my favs !!! yay

(not tagging inactive blogs for fear of annoying them lol <3 also if u would rather be taken off please just let me know and i'd be happy to!!)

this piece by @purplesoup-lad-le is one of my favourite sophiana fanarts EVER it's soooo awesome... it's like if a vintage playing card was like way sexier and cooler gosh all the details r INSANE !!!

this fic by @bookwyrminspiration has gotta be one of my absolute fav fics ever because it's just sooo perfect <3 elevator pitch biana n sophie are in the elite levels tgt and dating + biana throws sophie a bday party to help her destress!! totally nails sophiana it's soo good

this piece by @purplebunnydraws is gorgeousssss <3 it's so soft and gentle and THEM !!! the lighting has me weak at the knees this is just such a lovely piece

this fic by @/cadence-talle is also an all time FAVEEE it's so so good <3 the camp vibes are just so fun and impeccable and getting to watch sophie and biana finally admit their feelings is so wonderful <3 i always keep going back to it

this fic by @/cadence-talle... while the sophiana is a side plotline i just HAD to include because it was the fic that drove me to join tumblr like oh my gosh im being so serious. i LOVEEE this fic and this author is one of my favs ever <3

this piece by @xanadaus is SOO lovely!!!! this was actually drawn for sophiana week 2022 which the two of us co-hosted <3 and god DAMN was it stunning !!!!! showstopping incredible i went on a whole rabbit hole to find it sorry tobi

this piece by @swan-scribbles is SOOO good every time i see the sophiana roadtrip drawing i throw up and die /pos <33 the vibes r so so peak im forever obsessed with the colours n the poses <333

this fic by @synonymroll648 <3 gosh this one is just SOOO good!!! it's so sweet and tender and sad and warm and it's such a perfect balance <33 huge mega massive bonus points for they/them sophie and ae/aer biana my favs ever

this piece by @floofeeeeee... sophiana knight x princess au my beloved !!! this was just such a lovely piece they're so precious to me and i especially love the artist's biana design <3

this piece by @daydream-draws is fantastic !!! sophiana fit this meme soooo well and while i've seen mutiple takes this one is my fav ever <33 it's just so perfect i loveeeee

this oneshot by @when-wax-wings-melt is just so lovely... im actually obsessed w the au and how sophie and biana meet in this it's just so perfect !!!! everything to me actually

this piece by @/reverie-makes-an-art is practically what made me ship sophiana it's so lovely... i just had to find it it was like emblazoned into my memory <3 the artist is so so talented i loveee their kotlc work so much

this fic by @xanadaus is like incredibly incredibly peak just like. sophiana flower shop au. throws up and DIES this is still one of my all-time favs tobi ily

this piece by @/magicalwalrus!!! this is just suchhh a lovely piece gosh it's just!!! impeccable vibes!!! so soft and perfect <3

this piece by some random bitch loser who i felt sorry for 🙄

right so this got incredibly long but please check them all out they're so cool !!! go n look at them <3

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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brant [splash art style]

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the name Fintan Pyren is so funny to me

grossly oversimplifying it, Fintan can mean "white fire" and Pyren can mean "funeral fire"

so essentially the "Fire" family named their kid "Fire Fire" and no one in the Lost Cities caught any clues that he would be

1. A pyrokinetic

2. An arsonist

like be so fr they saw the signs and decided "yk what, maybe our world needs a good purge"

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the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

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i have another bomb to throw, girls who hated pink and femininity in childhood were not experiencing internalized misogyny; it was a rejection of the conditioning pushed on us from birth which we never felt passion for and grew resentful towards because of adults’ insistence on us following the rules of being a girl. when you hit middle-high school and get more say in how you look it feels fucking incredible to reject and be openly hostile to the things you were forced to embrace your whole life. you people just don’t know what internalized misogyny is and tumblr choice feminism lied to you