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Forgot the word breed and referred to "a strain of dog"

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Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

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getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

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it’s fine. in my 30s loads of people will get me

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Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"

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guy who’s seen 1 thing: omg just like riverdale

guy who’s seen 100 things: everything is special in its own way. it’s unfair to compare media because it removes nuance and simplifies plots that can’t exist outside of the internal and external factors that created them.

guy who’s seen 1000000 things: omg just like riverdale

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a sprite redraw of sorts

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imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last

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i'm on s2e9 so i will probably update this later but these are my current placements

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IDGAF who shot JFK #MoveOn