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paxton hooks ft. ryan rhodes: moodboard {6/?}

"We can sing Frozen duets whenever you want- As long as I get to be Elsa."

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My Number // Foals

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for: the actual loves of my life [harper, zari, theo, brogan, and saige]

included is: beyonce nail decals, a FLAWLESS sweater, two princess sippy cups [since y'all wanna act like children], a drake pillow [for the lonely nights i can't be there for u to cry on], four very important albums, nicki minaj nail decals, and a tiara. 

words cannot begin to explain the love i have for all of you. i know i never, ever, ever express my love, but i need you all to know that i would be nothing without every single one of you. i carry you all in my heart wherever i go, and i know for a fact that that'll never, ever, ever change. thank you for putting up with my bratty ass as much as you do, i seriously can't thank you guys enough. you're all so beautiful, and lovable, and wonderful, and if i'm not one of your bridesmaids after this, then you can delete my contact on your phones and forget this ever happened.

merry christmas, fuckers. 

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for: everybody ♡

merry christmas, everybody! it didn't feel right not getting you all gifts. i know this isn't much, and i'm sorry about it, but know that i love you all deeply and infinitely. i hope you all enjoy the rest of your holidays!!!! i love you, i love you, i love you!!!!!!!!! a lot, a lot, a lot!!!!!

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for: silas

included: framed photo of me and the love of ur life (and mine too), a 1989 hoodie, the 1989 album (deluxe!! just like u asked for!!!), both wonderstruck fragrances, and i know u mentioned wanting to sleep and stuff lately so i got u sleepytime tea, will and carlton pillows, and a 1989 blanket!!!! yay!!

hey hey hey everyone gets a nice lil letter but im not sure what to say cuz i know if i get too sappy you'll make fun of me so -_- merry christmas or whatever -_- maybe -_- i guess -_-

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☁ kamryn + ryan ☁

"you’re like.. my human rock and i can’t thank you enough for that."

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WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?

 001. gooey // glass animals || 002. be good // emily kinney [silas] || 003. smother // daughter || 004. green eyes // wavves [harper] || 005. bubblegum bitch // marina & the diamonds || 006. ribs // lorde [theo] || 007. west coast // the neighbourhood || 008. smile upon me // passion pit [zaria] || 009. don't go alone // cruisr || 010. she way out // the 1975 [brogan] || 011. i wanna get better // bleachers || 012. when i'm with you // best coast [saige] || 013. feel the effect // tokyo police club || 014. california daze // peace [oliver] || 015. still sane // lorde || 016. is there somebody who can watch you? // the 1975 [kam] || 017. gold coins // charli xcx || 018. famous // charli xcx [squad]

listen here !!!

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MOODBOARDS → ZARIA TAMER FT. RYAN RHODES (2/??)

"Soulmates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you."

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I have a dozen other baes.. I hope this doesn't upset you.

You are my new bae!

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I stopped listening the minute you mentioned that the tattoo is done in pen.

1989 is one of the best albums of 2014 so I know I won’t be disappointed regardless. Oh thank you so much, queen. I’m so honored that you would do this for me. This secret is safe with me, I promise. I think it’s a pretty good selfie, but you might not agree. The tattoo may look fake and drawn by a pen, but I can assure you that’s 100% legit. No, I’m serious. All I do is make YouTube videos telling people about my life failures. 

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I can't believe you're missing this, Pax. I was counting on you being there. But whatever, I'm sure whatever it is you're missing it for is super important, so I can't really be upset. I'll save you cookies, sure, but only as long as you promise to duet Frozen with me whenever I ask you to.

That album goes so hard, as much as I hate to admit it. You would catch me in the front row of your concert, if only I weren’t busy tonight. Please tell me there will be multiple shows, I’d hate to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Ryan Rhodes experience. Oh, and save me a few Christmas cookies, would ‘ya?

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Okay, well, um -- I'm on some forum and these women are saying that they were only able to consume bread, fruits, nuts, and milk for a while because everything else made them nauseous. Have you tried having any of those yet?

Um… I don’t know. I guess I could use some help figuring out what foods don’t make me nauseous?

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I can't reveal the setlist just yet, but you won't be disappointed, I promise. As for the Meet and Greet passes -- I'll definitely let you backstage without a problem as long as you agree not to tell anybody else. You also have to agree to show me that tattoo of me on your back -- it better be a really good selfie, or else we're in a fight. Shut up, you ass, I'm sure you're incredibly talented. Don't be so hard on yourself.

What songs will be performed? If you don’t play I Know Places, I will seriously cry. Can I bribe you for a Meet and Greet pass? I’m your biggest fan. I have a picture of you tattooed on my back. I would love to be your opening act, but I have about as much talent as a dead squirrel.

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But I'm your main reason for showing up, right? Right. Lie to me if you have to, just say yes.

Oooh free food! I’ll be there!

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I'll be putting on my own 1989 tribute concert in my room in about an hour or so, if anyone's interested in attending. Doors open in 20 minutes, and Meet and Greet passes will be raffled to the audience during the opening act -- which I have yet to figure out, actually. So, if anyone's interested in performing at this once in a lifetime, sold out experience, be sure to let me know. I'll pay you in Christmas cookies and affection.

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Well then, here I am -- Ryan Rhodes, at your service. Anything I can help you with today?

Well considering the only person I actually know that has been through this is my mom, I’ll take all of the help I can get from you. Thank you for this though.

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Okay, I'm always willing to compensate -- it's one of the many great qualities, so we can talk about you. Are we gonna talk about how often you bite your nails, or how you bite your straws all the time? If none of that works, we can talk about your awful morning breath or how loud you fart. It's your call, pal.

I knew you’d say that. I knew you would. Also, no. I’d rather talk about myself.