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[rylie-and-caspian]

I knew that nintendo very likely wouldn’t outright say something like “Yes these characters are gay” but the way they were so insanely unsubtle about Pearl and Marina’s Definitely more-than-just-friends relationship in side order made me so happy to see, like there is SO much stuff that you just cannot come up with a heterosexual explanation for.

Marina’s sheer amount of swoony dialogue, dev diaries, her drawings of pearl, her desktop background WHO is doing all those things for their “best friend” . Pearl’s also shown to be concerned for and protective of Marina as well as be supportive of her infodumping about her interests

Even some smaller and potentially not-even-totally-intentional things just Work perfectly as more subtle details such as Marina’s dev diary being represented by an infinity sign with a rainbow gradient super similar to the symbol for autism advocacy, or the flags near cipher’s siftings with similar coloration to the lesbian flag (more noticeable with a certain filter in camera mode)

In conclusion my god these cephalopods gay good for them

[rylie-and-caspian]

CMON GUYS LETS GET SPLASHY PAT 2 TRENDING!!!!!!

Guys can we get splashy pat to trending

[rylie-and-caspian]

ryguy + caspian concept art

(DONT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN!!! if yr gonna use my art [don’t repost] u gotta credit me!!)

[rylie-and-caspian]

Update: we’re dating now!!!!! WOOOOOO

-caspian 🦑

he’s really excited abt this lmao

-ryguy 🐙

How did this come to be u ask??? Well when I came back from fighting mr grizz who is APPARENTLY ryguy’s old boss, ry tenderly cared for my wounds and then I realized I was gay asf

-caspian 🦑

he scared the shit out of me w all the cuts and sores and shit on him omg. also i asked him out cuz he was being a pussy lol

-ryguy 🐙

I WAS NOT

-caspian 🦑

whatever helps u sleep @ night..

-ryguy 🐙

For your q&a, are you guys dating?

q&a pt two!!

Actually we’re brothers so really weird of you to ask that… :/

-caspian 🦑

HESKIDDIJG HES KIDDING!!! he’s kidding :)

we’re not dating tho!!! ……..unless

-ryguy 🐙

He’s also kidding. Is this confusing yet?? Haha no but. Final answer: we’re not dating :)

-caspian 🦑

nor brothers!!!

-ryguy 🐙

[rylie-and-caspian]

New explanation!

Sooo that sewer uncle guy is actually not my uncle. That’s the Squid Sister’s uncle named captain cuttlefish and he was looking for more recruits FOR SQUIDBEAK SPLATOON. As in an ARMY. so I uh sorta lied to ryguy. sorry ry 😬

-caspian 🦑

in case it wasn’t clear - caspian was covering for cuttlefish cuz caspian’s in the coddamn squidbeak splatoon. he got the fucking zapfish back. and fought a bear on a rocketship. so

-ryguy 🐙

How did you two meet?

q&a pt one!!

it was my first day in splatsville and i saw an old man come out of a sewer?? i think??? anyway he was looking at me weird so i go over there to see what the fuck’s up and then i meet caspian!!

he explains the old guy’s his (crazy) great uncle and not to mind him too much. i mean w a hook like that, how could i not talk to him more?? also i seriously needed help getting around lolol. i didn’t know where the hell i was going

-ryguy 🐙

Um. What Ry said.

-caspian 🦑

[rylie-and-caspian]

@INKOPOLISREPRESENT HAS BEEN RENAMED TO @RYLIE-AND-CASPIAN!!!!

just so ya all know :)

-ryguy 🐙

We’re gonna try 2 be slightly more active from now on!!! And explain our disappearances lolol

-caspian 🦑

i just stretched a muscle in my foot SO HARD augh

-ryguy 🐙

[rylie-and-caspian]

me fr

My genders are "#1 Overall Splatter", "#1 Enemy Splatter", and "#1 Popular Target"

[rylie-and-caspian]

I told ryguy I didn’t like deep cut that much and he told me he could make my death look like an accident

[rylie-and-caspian]

salmon runners will be the last person not in a life ring and get the ink jet and you’re thinking “wow we’re saved!!!!” until they immediately begin flying in the other direction at sonic speeds, attacking the bosses and not reviving the teammates, until they inevitably crash land in the middle of 42069 cohocks and they, too, are bludgeoned to death

[rylie-and-caspian]

heyyy it’s ya boy ryguy back @ it again w another weapon review!!!! who in cod’s name would ever willingly use the clash blaster

[rylie-and-caspian]

ok so like cas said he had to go on a business trip which is like normal for his job ig but then he came back looking like he’d been attacked by a giant cheese grater and he still won’t explain what the fuck’s going on. also the zapfish is back

[rylie-and-caspian]

dude i was doing a fuckin turf war and we were losing horribly and then i realized PEOPLE WERE TEAMING so obviously i killed everyone to death (joke)

anyway teamers can gtfo

[rylie-and-caspian]

Gonna miss this splatfest I have to fight. A bear. yeah I thoguttjt they were dead too lol. Ok gtg he’s. hurling shit at me byeee

[rylie-and-caspian]

j got 69 eggs. nice :)

[rylie-and-caspian]

as somebody who is bad at every weapon, i’m gonna be rating weapons i impulsively buy at ammo knights based on how ok i am at them!!!!

starting with the splatana stamper!!! it made me feel badass when i was testing it out but i was absolute shit during turf war. comes with burst bombs (i have been looking for a burst bomb weapon EVERYWHERE) and zipcaster which is soooo fun except i’m ass at using it

personally i think a gun is easier for melee cuz you can shoot from a distance and then when they get close you can attack easily. no charging required. but that’s just me :P

[rylie-and-caspian]

how is it possible that even w a roller i still get the most splats and the least inked turf 😦

[rylie-and-caspian]

One time I shoved a dualie squelcher up my ass on a dare (I mean w a name like “squelcher…..”)