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THIS POST HAS BEEN UP FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE PRIDE MONTHS NOW STOP LIKING IT
Happy pride month to these two specifically I mourn you everyday

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Mk11 Sonya is so lucky livestreaming wasnt a thing in the 90’s cus Johnny would’ve done it with Cassie’s birth
#mk1 wouldn’t but he’d definitely live tweet the whole thing#‘Damn I came out of that?’#‘I SEE THE HEAD’#mortal kombat#sonya blade#johnny cage#mortal kombat 11#cageblade
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Rip mk1 your flop era was lowkey serving 💔💔💔








#I was such a hater but now it’s gone and now I’m just sad it couldn’t be better#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mileena mk1#tanya mk1#johnny cage mk1#kenshi mk1#liu kang mk1#shang tsung mk1#sektor mk1#cyrax mk1#sub zero mk1#scorpion mk1#smoke mk1#takeda takahashi#raiden mk1#kung lao mk1#sareena mk
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did we ever find out if william afton actually killed that second group of kids in fnaf 2 cus they're never mentioned again
#we're onto like 4 different universes in the fnaf canon and we still don't know what was in that box#also i think its strange that the bite of '87 is the thing that people talk about in universe and not the kids going missing#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#fnaf 2#william afton
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Men in mk9 when they take damage: ARGHHH MY FACE IS TORN OFF
Women in mk9 when they take damage:


#TO BE FAIR the guys clothes rip too but like shiva literally has a nip slip#and honestly I love the mk9 designs (except Sonya) 😔#hard to be a fem gooner in a male gooner dominated fandom#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 9#mk9
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I have a teeny tiny crush on Emma frost rn ,:3
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girl failure emma frost my beloved
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Puppies!!!
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designed to give girls nosebleeds
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Been seeing them around a bit recently
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Got a job at kfc (I’m Australian)

#this is way too niche I fear#you kinda have to be Australian to understand this#basically hungry jacks (burger king) sell a thing called storms and the joke is he works at kfc and he’s the storm that’s approaching#vergil devil may cry#dmc vergil#devil may cry#australia
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Hi op I just wanted to say Wyll broke up with you because you probably killed his dad! Wyll breaks up with the player if his dad dies in the iron throne or you got him to break his contract with Mizora. I went back like 3 hours of gameplay just to reverse the choice and make him save his dad so we could get married
Wyll broke up with me!
Halsin asked me out, I told him I was seeing someone and Wyll didn' want to share. The very next night, Wyll tells me some "I might hurt you if I get too close" bullshit and breaks things off.
That jerk was just waiting for me to reject Halsin to force me into being alone. I take back everything I said about shadowheart, he's the real evil origin.
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First mass effect play through and why do they just have to make me feel terrible amounts of loss over this

Someone please tell me I can save everyone in the suicide mission in me2 next time
#making me feel guilty all over again bro TALI 💔💔💔#MORDIN 💔💔💔#KAIDAN 💔💔💔#next play through is a m!shep one and they’re all living (zaeed can still die tho)#mass effect#mass effect 3
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Dmc3 written by “visionary” Adi Shankar
Dante: heh… *shitty one liner* I know I’m just so handsome, but I don’t date ladies who shoot me in the head. JACKPOT.
Lady: “Date a FUCKING demon? SHIT, I’m not that FUCKING desperate. Besides, I FUCKING really don’t FUCKING care for COCKSUCKERS who stink like FUCKING blood.”
*2000’s rock music starts playing and Lady beats Dante up effortlessly*
Vergil: I am the storm… and I is approaching… black clouds are… provoking
Arkham: Human’s are the real monsters *american idiot starts playing as they drill for oil*
#I didn’t mind the show but like… since when has dmc been about standing against American imperialism#and how are you gonna write a story like that and go to Trump’s inauguration like what#anyways any new fans please play the games they’re great and silly#devil may cry#dmc#devil may cry netflix#devil may cry anime#dante dmc#lady dmc#dmc vergil
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Fortuna circa 1990
#lady in the anime is written like how they wrote reboot Dante in DmC: devil may cry tbh#try so hard to make someone a badass they just come off as lame and uninteresting#shows alright tho I give it a 6/10 (fuck Adi Shankar tho)#vergil devil may cry#devil may cry#devil may cry 4#dmc#dmc vergil
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Happy pride month to these two specifically I mourn you everyday

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