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Barista!Levi Headcanons

Levi works at a tiny indie coffee shop downtown, and honestly? He’s the worst at customer service — but everyone keeps coming back anyway, because his drinks are the best.

✿ What idiot came up with the idea of ​​writing names on cups? Levi thought so, so instead he just shouts the customer's name, frowning as they take their drink.

✿ Ask for anything complicated like a frappuccino or a pumpkin spice latte, and you’ll get a flat “We don’t do that here. If you want this nonsense, then go to the cafe across the street, it's not my specialty.”

As you can see, he is not a fan of these confusing drinks, he thinks that only espresso is coffee, and the rest is complete nonsense.

✿ Grammar errors in your order? Prepare to be publicly shamed. “‘Expresso’ isn’t a thing. That’s not a drink. That’s your IQ dropping.” They never returned.

✿ The café is spotless—immaculately so. No matter how many surprise inspections came his way, everything was always in pristine condition. You’d never catch a single smudge on the cups or plates; he meticulously polishes each one by hand. It’s more than just a habit—it’s a ritual.

✿ But here’s a secret: on the cups of people he actually likes, he doodles tiny cats or flowers when no one’s watching. Denies it every time. One morning, you get your usual and there’s a little cat yawning with three Z’s floating above it.

“You looked tired,” he mutters, not meeting your eyes. “Thought it matched.”

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When I say height doesn’t matter the rule only applies to this motherfucker

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Me : never degrade yourself for a man

Also me :

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Me collecting his precious booty water

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If I were in a relationship with Levi (uh wow), and he sat me down and said he had to tell me something that could change things between us forever.... that he’s sorry about it, but he’s really, really not interested in sex, and doesn’t find the appeal, and what did someone call it? he’s asexual?

I’d the happiest goddamn motherfucker in the world.

And then we’d both breathe a sigh of relief that we wouldn’t have to make ourselves perform to make our lover happy.

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when i tell you this made me scream and kick my feet that is in fact no exaggeration i am SO WHIPPED BUT LOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28095495/chapters/170598625

New chapter of F&C is out!!

The following chapter (that I'll post next wednesday) will be the start of a new arc. I hope yall will be as excited about it as I am 💃🏽💃🏽

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dont be fool, come here 🤭💋

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hey bbygirl wacha goin tonight 😜😜😜

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SCREAM

⭐️ tiktok ⭐️

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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The feminine urge to gag on Levi’s fat cock

Respectfully please captain give me one chance I’m on my knees for u

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You already know…

Need that dick in fact I crave it

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You already know…

Need that dick in fact I crave it

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sunday evening sketch

(uncropped version here)

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Love the idea of eating Levi’s ass while he sucks Erwin off. But like imagine leaning down pushing his round checks apart before licking a long teasing swipe up, making Levi whine around Erwin’s cock. Your eyes traveling up the little bumps of Levi’ pale and smooth back till you lock eyes with Erwin. Mmmmm yes. Thank you. 😩

I wouldn't let these two leave the room for the whole week. I'd be eating Levi and Erwin's ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner