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if i could stop crying that'd be fuckin sick
#tonight i bawled on the phone to my boyfriend about the most privileged problems imaginable#and now it's nearly 01.00 and i'm crying AGAIN#moving out again just isn't viable is it?#like my boy talked me through it thus evening and i know my mental health hinges on me getting tf out of here#but i just spent the oast hour looking at listings and it's so grim#but what's fucking obliterating me is that it wouldn't be this grim if it weren't for my own failings#if i had more friends who could stand me for extended periods#or if i'd moved out when everyone else my age moved out#then i'd have someone familiar to share house with and it'd be a fun comfortable experience of building a home with someone love#but i don't and i did't so it's not#instead i have two options#rent a place alone#which will optimistically cost 500 per week or 26k per year#and i'll be alone and i hate being alone#last time i lived alone for an extended period i experienced the longest disassociative episode i've ever had#second option is to share house with strangers#which i don't want to do again#i got so lucky my flatmates in NZ were good people but i've heard so many horror stories#and i'm too old for that shit now#plus the point moving out again is to find a place i can make my own and feel safe and not constantly on edge like i am around my parents#which i can't moving in eith strangers who are unpredictable at best#i'm so fucking tired#i just want a home#but it's completely unattainable#i think maybe my present emotional instability is being spurred on by this and the fact i accidentally opened my countdown the other day#i was sorting my open tabs so i could more coherently plan a camping trip with my boyfriend and there it was#first tab pinned to the top my browser#it's down to 100 weeks now#and idk i guess a flaw in my thinking has been exposed bc things are better but are they good enough to forget the countdown?#i had such vague parameters around the exit protocol because i didn't expect things to improve at all but now i just feel guilty
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HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.
It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.
You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.
FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.
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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
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in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash
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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
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An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.
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Kill yourself

goodbye cruel beautiful lovely (flat) world
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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that
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Since Trump is calling himself the new Julius Caesar, 23 people have the opportunity to do the funniest thing this March 15
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accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡
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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.
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