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[s1mpymain]

hi guys did you know you x sal is CANON ?!?!?? REAL.

sal told me he loves u very much i can confirm because yeah

he loves u so soooo much and is so glad ur here and proud of you being here and not giving up, and im proud of u too

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[s1mpymain]

Hey, you were recommended TWICE right next to each other, so I just thoight this was funny

Tumblr really wanted me to follow you, so I did

HAHSHDJDJJD how the hell did that happen? but thanks for following me !!! i appreciate it <:

[s1mpymain]

Chilleee I love me some sallyface!!

I'm simping for the thought that he hates orange juice but likes the pulp?? Like me cuz I swear I can eat an orange but I just can't drink oj it's disgusting 😌🌸

Like you'll see him calling out Larry but the next second he's pushing up his mask a bit and chowing down on an orange, and Larry'sstaring at him like 🤨

And sal got the nerve to just stare back like "what?? Vitamin C"😩

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LMFAOOO

vitamin c 😫😫😫

[s1mpymain]

uhh uhh uhh sal gives good hugs and probably smells like marshmellows and raspberries or smoke ig

ohh my god

man i rlly want a sal hug rn

SALL PLEASE JUST ONE SNIFF DO U REALLY SMELL LIKE MARSHMELLOW AND RASPBERRIES ???????

[s1mpymain]

OMG IM SO EXCITED!!

okay okay soooo, how about a very subby/obedient sally face with a fem! s/o? like they would ask him to eat them out and he would do it in the blink of an eye, but one day he was very frustrated, travis having been fucking with him all day but he wouldn't say anything to his s/o, so they found out something was wrong and punished him for keeping something to himself when he was supposed to tell her.

"you've been a naughty boy, no your going to watch me play with myself until you realize you need to tell me everything that's bothering you."

this is very cringy sbsbudof

OH MY GODDDD

IM

IM SCREAMINF WITHOUT THE S RN WHAT AAAAH

i need someone to make a fic of this rn. do it. maybe tag me in it too 😮‍💨😋😋

also its not cringey at all!! i enjoyed reading this hehehe

i hope to see more of u soon 😋

[s1mpymain]

The reader/ oc doing sals hair with pretty scrunchies and clips while he listens to death metal and wears something really edgy

AWWW THATS SO CUTEE

DOING SALS HAIR WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN THO,,, LIKE IMAGINE ITSREALLY SOFT

[s1mpymain]

Ok so picture going thrift shopping with Ashley and then hit up craft stores or dollar stores to buy a bunch of beads, chains, fabric paint etc. And making your designs on old shirts, or even drawing on your owns shoes. Even inviting Larry over because has more experience with that type of stuff. Making patches for all of your friends. Ones with little inside jokes.

AWWW THATS ACTUALLY SO NICE W🥺🥺

[s1mpymain]

Ok so I've had a bunch, but we know that Sal is so down to do illegal things. So I just like to picture that the gang sometimes just spontaneously decide at random times to just go urban exploring. Like they'll hop on a bus to the nearest city and explore some random run down building. Or they'll go to some perform from small punk/metal/etc. bands that they found via zines. Or Sal and Larry collecting a list of shitty people then sending them letters filled with like glitter or with the help of Todd rigged with small speaker to blast Sanity Falls at them.

OG MY GOD WAIT THQTS QCTUALLY SO COOL !!

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GUYS GUYS PLEASE!! FILL MY INBOX WITH UR SALLY FACE OC DRABBLES, OR UR IMAGINES !! IM SO BORED PLEASE FEED ME !!

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feel free to send stuff in my ask box about your self shipping with sally face characters ^^ i love hearing them bc im so glad im not the only one who self ships

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hii! this is my main where i just let people chat w me :) and where i just look at stuff ^^