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i don't even know if i'm serious or messing w ya but i like ur fics and jotajosu is fun and great overall but like. did you consider. jolyjosu
bonus point if both. just in different time periods ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
I wouldn’t know if „consider“ is the right word… neither me nor my subconscious have ever considered shipping JolyJosu, that’s for sure. I do, however, think a platonic relationship between them would be very powerful (I haven’t really gotten to touch on it in my fics, much, but there’s at least one fic featuring Josuke and Jolyne bonding that I’m working on. But I’m working on like 12 fics so who knows when I’ll get around to finishing that one…)
Be it as friends or chaos siblings or Jolyne being like “so my immature great uncle is dating my dad and it’s super weird but he’s also kinda fun”, I think it’d be a hilarious dynamic to write and I’ve seen people do amazing things with it. Just not, well, romantically. I don’t see them like that, sry…
(I could, however, potentially consider Giorno/Jolyne and I will not be held accountable for saying that xD)
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The funniest part of this is that Jotaro wasn't even doing this as a bluff he just legitimately sucks so bad
#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba jotaro#jjba joseph#jjba part 3#jjba stardust crusaders#this is so true#always thought it was hilarious
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Doomed to Fail
Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Angst | Alcohol Abuse | Happy Ending
18.5k Words | 2 Chapters
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When Josuke glanced up at Jotaro again, the smile on his lips looked pained. The sight tugged at Jotaro’s heartstrings in all the wrong ways. “I made a mistake. I’m not in love with you.” A self-deprecating chuckle. “Obviously. It wasn’t even a crush. It’s just… you’re really cool, Jotaro, and I’ve never known anyone like you. So I ended up confusing admiration for something else. I’m really sorry, Jotaro. It was stupid of me.”
This was easily the best possible outcome of this whole misguided, delusional mess. So why didn’t Jotaro feel relieved? Why wasn’t there a weight lifting off his shoulders? Why did it feel like a stone had dropped into his gut instead?
Jotaro realizes how he feels only when it’s too late. Then again, timing doesn’t really matter - not when this love has been doomed before it even started.
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By Its Cover
Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Pre-Relationship
1k Words
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Josuke wasn’t a stranger to butterflies - he’d had his fair share, embarrassing as it was to admit. Still, it didn’t take a genius to figure out that this time was different. Stronger. More meaningful. People called Josuke emotionally astute - he would know.
But to think he’d have to deal with feelings, actual feelings, on top of all the stand chaos currently messing up his life beyond repair… Josuke was starting to think he’d bitten off more than he could chew.
Jotaro’s presence in Josuke’s life has an effect on him Josuke never could have pictured. And what an effect it is.
#jotajosu#jjba fanfic#jotajosu fanfic#jjba josuke#jjba jotaro#read on ao3#jojo part 4#sabwrites#I wrote this for English class lmao
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Ocean-Colored Photo Album
Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Jolyne’s p.o.v. | Humor
4.5k Words
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There were more photos of the two of them together as Jolyne turned the pages, soft and worn from excessive use across a decade. More photos of her dad and that mysterious boy he had inexplicably dedicated an entire photo album to. So very disturbing.
One of them showed the boy grinning at one of her dad’s especially grouchy expressions, her dad’s arm around the boy’s shoulders and a soft smile on his face. Jolyne violently rubbed her eyes but the picture was still right there when she checked again. So was her dad’s smile.
Not a hallucination, apparently. Weird.
When Jolyne visits her dad’s new apartment without prior notice, she becomes privy to a secret far beyond her wildest expectations.
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Comments are the light of my life, no matter how old the fic - I'll take all the comments I can get and any and all conversations about the fic, the pairing, anything, GIMME
Don't be shy, dear readers - unless you've come to hate on a fic for no reason (then why read to the end at all if you don't like what you're seeing?), comments brighten my day! I'll take constructive criticism too, I'd love to get more of that as much as I can never have enough comments!
hi, sorry, I just wanted to ask, and this is prolly going to sound super dumb, are authors chill with people commenting on their old fanfics and stuff?
just want to make sure that I'm not inadvertently being annoying
I believe I speak for most authors when I say they’ll never be annoyed by any positive comments from their readers
authors, reblog if you love receiving new comments on your old works
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Sexploration Perks
Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Crack | Anal Exploration
10k Words
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Since attempt two at not-so guilty pleasure had gone splendidly, even without awkwardness - Josuke had made sure to dispose of any evidence himself to keep his mom from ever finding out about the nature of his experimentation (he had kept the lube, though, he would definitely be needing that) - it was time to move on to the next stage. This was a journey of interesting and educational experiences, after all, a very safe and normal-
Who was Josuke kidding, he really just wanted something bigger up his ass so he could pretend it was his nephew’s huge cock fucking the living daylights out of him.
Phase two of Josuke exploring the switch in his sexuality caused by an encounter with a half-naked Jotaro features an alien, an oversized dildo and a broken door.
Part 2 of Josuke’s Horny Adventure
#jotajosu#jotajosu fanfic#jjba fanfic#jjba josuke#jjba jotaro#jojo part 4#smut#read on ao3#sabwrites
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Totally Normal Domestic Family Shenanigans
Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Heavy Angst | Living Together
22k Words | 4 Chapters
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It hadn’t escaped Jotaro’s notice that lately, he had been coming back to the apartment a lot more than he usually would. No matter where he was in the world, he always hurried home at the first opportunity after a mission, sometimes even knowing that he would have to leave again come morning. As though an invisible force was pulling him right back to Josuke. And maybe it was - maybe those Joestar family bonds were doing their job or whatever.
What family bonds couldn’t explain, however, was how just a glimpse of Josuke’s confident grin had the power to get Jotaro through the day.
But now that he knew what it felt like to have all that, he wasn’t so sure how he would manage when it was gone.
When Josuke goes to attend high school in America thanks to a sudden scholarship, Jotaro agrees to take him in, even though he is aware of the intensely mixed feelings his decision will force upon him. (Or rather, further complicate a dilemma Jotaro has been struggling with for longer than he likes to admit.)
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Cumplete Transformation
Jotaro/Josuke | M-Rated | Crack | Omegaverse | Cum
6.5k Words
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In theory, Josuke knew that there was little as moronic as consuming a mysterious substance from a surface that was not meant to be licked but something about that delicious-looking drop of white made him abandon all caution in a heartbeat. The next thing he knew, he was cowering in front of it with his tongue on the shower wall.
And, pray tell, that thick liquid was absolutely scrumptious. A bit salty and bitter and sweet and musky all at once and completely unlike anything Josuke had ever tasted - and damn did it make his taste buds cheer. Now, why wasn’t there more of that treat? If he could only-
“The fuck are you doing down there?”
When your nephew’s cum is so alpha you turn into an omega: Josuke Edition. And the before, in between and after.
#jotajosu#jotajosu fanfic#jjba fanfic#jjba josuke#jjba jotaro#jojo part 4#crack fic#read on ao3#sabwrites#another impactful summary#oh how i love that title
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Walking Wet Dream
Jotaro/Josuke | E-Rated | Humor | Masturbation
8.5k Words
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Josuke must be in an even worse condition than he had thought - though the encounter with the zombie in the mirror this morning had been a dead giveaway - considering that Okuyasu went so far as to drop his breakfast at the sight of him. “Wow, you look like shit, man,” he informed Josuke like the charming gentleman he was. “What happened to you?!”
Oh, nothing much, I just jacked off all night to the thought of my nephew fucking me into oblivion. You know, totally normal stuff.
Yeah, Josuke definitely couldn’t say that.
Jotaro answers his door half-naked and Josuke is sent into a spiral no amount of stand training could have prepared him for.
Part 1 of Josuke’s Horny Adventure
#jotajosu#jotajosu fanfic#jjba fanfic#jjba josuke#jjba jotaro#jojo part 4#smut#read on ao3#sabwrites#i love this summary so much it is so beautifully impactful
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Currently Hiring Hitmen
Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Crack | Jolyne Suffers
3.5k Words
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Jotaro uttered a small huff that sounded suspiciously like a suppressed laugh. Jolyne had to do a double take. Why did the serious creases in his expression look softer than usual?
“These starfish are known for their saturated blue color. Radiant, when the moonlight hits them just right. It reminds me of your eyes.”
Jolyne could only watch helplessly as Josuke all but swooned at the worst pick-up line known to mankind.
Ew. Ew. Please, just end her now.
Jolyne really wants to see heads roll. Specifically, those of the two morons she definitely isn’t related to eye-fucking each other right in front of her.
Hitmen click above for a full description of the job offer, advance payment in cash only. Please and thank you.
Part 3 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead
#jotajosu#jotajosu fanfic#jjba fanfic#jjba jolyne#jjba jotaro#jjba josuke#jojo part 6#crack fic#read on ao3#sabwrites
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Another Heart was Frozen with Yours
Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Heavy Angst | Canonical Major Character Death | Happy Ending
8.5k Words
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“Don’t worry, dear, I’ll be home soon. It’s just… I’m going through a pretty difficult time right now.”
Watery blue eyes gazed at Jotaro’s lifeless, frozen face behind the glass once more. They hadn’t truly dried up even once since Josuke’s return to the lab - he couldn’t help but think that the drops of saltwater were one more reason for Jotaro to compare them to the ocean as he so often had, even though it had never been more than a joke. Josuke laughed dryly at the irony of it, most of the sound catching in his parched throat.
Oh, what he wouldn’t give to hear Jotaro say those words just one more time, even if it was with their usual mocking undercurrent.
“Give our little angel a kiss for me,” Josuke breathed into the speaker because that was what little of his voice he had left, his gaze never leaving Jotaro’s still face. ”I’ll see you soon.” They both knew it was a lie.
Josuke visits Jotaro in the cryogenic chamber. Oh, and thank you for asking but no, he is not fine. Far from it.
Part 2 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead
#jotajosu#jjba fanfic#jjba josuke#jjba jotaro#jotajosu fanfic#jojo part 6#read on ao3#sabwrites#wrote this in a day#my angstiest fic#wrote this after jotaro died the first time in part 6 to cope
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Of Drunken Tears and Broken Hearts
Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Bittersweet
5k Words
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Koichi had figured the bit of experience Josuke had with alcohol would have taught him to hold back. Sure, Josuke was a daring guy and loved little more than challenging limits but he wasn’t irresponsible. For the most part.
Or so Koichi had thought until he watched Josuke forgo the assortment of beers on the table altogether and reach for the sake bottle instead, hardly half an hour into their little celebration party.
Drunk out of his mind, Josuke tells his friends all about his crush rejecting him. Little does he know that, rejection aside, said crush is still the one who comes running when Josuke needs him, even if it’s about a matter as trivial as getting a wasted kid back home.
Part 1 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead
#jotajosu#jotajosu fanfic#jjba fanfic#jjba josuke#jjba jotaro#jojo part 4#read on ao3#sabwrites#my first jotajosu fic from aaaaall the way back in October#i'd only just finished watching jojo back then and was as addicted as i am now
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Love the new jotajosu fic deeply T_T
Awwww, thank you so much! (To go through the trouble of texting me on tumblr to let me know, I appreciate it!)
The fic in question is this one (I assume since I posted it like 5 hours ago):
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Jotaro/Josuke | T-Rated | Angst | Unrequited Love (or is it)
6k Words
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The day was pretty awesome overall. A great day to hang out with Jotaro, to have some fun, play games, spend time together with his friends, relax, go sun-bathing, and so on…
A great day for great things, mind. Definitely not a great day for Jotaro to break the news - The News - to him the moment Josuke stepped out his door.
“Your mother asked me out on a date.”
Josuke’s world crumbled around him just like that.
Josuke’s heart breaks - is crushed and trampled - when Jotaro asks for his permission to date Tomoko. The man Josuke’s in love with (his older nephew, not that it matters now), attracted to his mom?! You can’t blame Josuke for being devastated.
But is that really all there is to it?
Anyway I think I’ll take this as my clue to finally post my JotaJosu fics on here. I love them so much, I might as well :3
#jotajosu#jjba fanfic#jjba jotaro#jjba josuke#jotajosu fanfic#jojo part 4#read on ao3#sabwrites#thx so much for the ask that was so sweet
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What I personally find myself not having enough synonyms for when writing stuff are the noun pleasure (I usually default to “ecstasy” or something) and the adjective horny, but I stumbled across this while looking for a verb on a whim, so that’s definitely a win for me. Hope you guys find it as interesting and potentially helpful as I did!
List of Vocal Sounds for Smut
I present to you a - probably quite incomplete, I’m sure I’m missing a lot of speech sounds - reference list and a bit of a guideline for the different ways one can describe the sounds your characters make whilst writing smut. I’ll definitely be referring to it, because I sometimes get stuck on exactly how to describe a particular noise. (aka, “he can’t groan again, he just groaned last paragraph”)
Sounds (noun, both independently and describing speech): breath/breathe, gasp, moan, groan, pant, whimper, whine, shout, yelp, hiss, grunt, cry, scream, shriek, sob, growl, curse, sound, sigh, hum, noise, squeak, snarl, howl, roar, mewl, wail, choke, keen, purr
Sounds (noun, describing speech): rasp, husk, drawl, plea, murmur, whisper, beg
Descriptors (adjective): loud, hushed, quiet, low, high, high-pitched, little, tiny, soft, deep, unrestrained, restrained, strained, breathy, rough, sudden, short, drawn-out, sharp, harsh, hard, thick, smooth, thin, heavy, impassioned, insistent, hungry, passionate, repeated, filthy, debauched, sweet, slow, deliberate, guttural, languid, surprised, husky, distracted, happy, pleased, satisfied, wordless, cut-off, bitten-off, contented, hoarse, extended, long, depraved, aching, choked, strangled, broken, helpless, shuddering, shaky, trembling, urgent, needy, desperate, wanton, shattered, pained, eager
Combine a descriptor and a sound for best effect - for example, “needy moan,” “pleased hum,” or “sudden scream.” You can even use two: “low, rough grunt,” “sweet little cry,” “desperate, filthy noise,” as long as you don’t repeat a word that means the same thing, unless you really want to emphasize it. Avoiding repetition is pretty key here. You don’t usually want to say “hushed, quiet gasp” except on rare occasions when it’s very important how soft the sound was.
Use your own common sense, as well; some sounds and descriptors don’t generally work well together. “Deliberate shriek” probably wouldn’t work well, and neither would “languid grunt,” but again, this is all very situational - play around! Have fun.
Feel free to add to my lists, use for your reference or pass them around. It would be fun to see a randomized generator made, too, I’m just too lazy to do it myself. ;)
#writing sex scenes#smut#writing guide#sounds#descriptors#writing help#this was actually super helpful#and interesting#happy I’m actually familiar with all of these
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Been watching Dan Da Dan and really liking it! Okarun's yokai design is intensely cool~
#Dan Da Dan#Okarun#ken takakura#fan art#im sceaming i just has to repost this LOOK AT THE ART AAAAAAH#how the hell did the artist make him EVEN MORE beautiful
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