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Lena: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride

Violet: Actually Lena, it’s salt

Lena: That’s what I said, sodium chloride

Violet: Uh Lena, that would be salt

Violet: *takes salt packer from Lena* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit

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W h a t d o y o u m e a n i t s V i o l e t w e e k

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Violet: Yesterday I overheard Webby asking, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" And Lena replied, "Trust me."

Violet: I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

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💞💞💞               HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY                 💞💞💞

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Lena: The next person to say "weird flex but okay" is going to loose their kneecaps

Violet: Preposterous boast but alas

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Lena: You can just be a bit... judgemental sometimes

Violet: Thats a stupid thing to say, name one time I've been judgemental

(Flashback)

Violet: Thats a stupid thing to say

(Flashback End)

Violet: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago

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Lena: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Violet: I'm guessing they're all just horrible distortions of what you actually should've taken away

Lena: Death isn't real, and I'm basically god

Violet: There it is

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Violet: In these trying times, we need to appreciate the little things

Lena: Of course I appreciate you Vi!

Violet:

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Violet: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains

Violet: A ray of hope for my dear sister, Lena

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Lena, texting: Who is this? Webby changed all my contacts to mythical creatures

Violet: What's mine?

Lena: "Dwarf"

Violet: I'M NOT THAT SHORT

Lena: Oh, hey Vi

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Lena, walking in: Do you know where Webby is?

Violet: Playing hide and seek with Huey, Dewey and Louie

Lena: Where?

Violet: I don't think you get how this game works

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Lena: Webby,if you're reading this-

Violet: Can Webby read?

Lena: Dewey if you're reading-

Violet: Can Dewey read?

Lena:

Lena: Huey-

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Violet: How does one turn their emotions off?

Lena: Okay first go to settings

Lena: Wait I'm an idiot I thought this said emojis

Violet: No, no, I'm willing to try this. I'm at settings, what next?

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Violet: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Lena: Thank you

Violet: That wasn't a compliment

Lena: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny

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Lena: When you're wearing all black and someone asks you who's funeral it is, looking around the room and saying, "Haven't decided yet" is typically a good response

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Lena: Listen, I've been going for a while now, but I think you might need therapy as well

Violet: What makes you say that?

Lena: Gosalyn hugged you yesterday and you said, and I quote, "Oh no, I am feeling"

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I'm sorta thriving off AUs at the moment so take a Ducktales Hunger Games au

So I guess take Duckburg as District uhhhh idk.... let's say 7

So obviously, there will only be two cannon characters taking part in the hunger games

After careful consideration I choose Violet and Louie because one, they are an awesome duo, and two, Louie with a sword and Violet rocking a bow?

Perfection

The rest of the fam (Huey, Dewey, Lena, Webby, Gos, Boyd ect.) p a n i c

However they can't volunteer as there were rules put against that

Scrooge is friends with a sponsor, so he gets his boatloads of money ready to bribe her

Louie had no idea how to use a sword but before they left, Dewey and Webby gave him a list of tips

Again, before she and Louie left, Violet and Lena spoke to each other (bc you know... sabresisters)

Lena promised to bring down the leader of the operation if anything happened to her

Because you know guys... its Lena

Huey gave Violet and Louie his JWG to help them

Then they had to leave

Its like the normal hunger games, except they're given no instructor, they need to figure things out themselves

They don't get to try out for sponsors, they just get chosen depending on how they look on the battlefield

Violet was practicing her aim and this random tiger guy (Lets call him.... Ben) kept standing in front of the target so she pinned him to it by shooting an arrow through his clothes

Cornucopia now

Standing on the platforms, Violet plans to just run away, but Louie didn't train with sword for nothing

Louie runs headfirst into the battlefield grabbing a sword and a backpack full of medical supplies and a rope, he then legs it

Violet runs away, grabbing nothing and almost immediately gets stabbed but pushes the person off her and grabs their dagger

Louie and Violet meet up about ten minutes later

There are 19 tributes left

Meanwhile everyone watching at home is nervous

Scrooge has no reason to bargain yet, but he's ready

Lena is trying to keep her dads from having a mental breakdown while having one herself

Della is terrified, she just got her kids back, now she could loose one of them, she doesn't want that

Donald is in a similar state

Remember the tiger Ben? He is the evil guy. No one can even breathe in his direction without getting cut in half, which is weird because his chosen weapon is a warhammer

It must be their lucky day because Louie and Violet find a fallen tribute, with lots of gear, supplies and a bow and a ton of arrows

So Violet now has her primary weapon

First night has almost came, Louie and Violet still don't have food

Which is a problem really

They decided daylight is safer, and go hungry for the night

They find an abandoned cave, and after making sure it was empty, took camp there for the night

Ben kills five tributes in one night

14 left

Next day Louie and Violet find a river, they fish, cook, and enjoy some food for once

Unfortunately, other tributes found the river as well (two, two tributes)

Louie and Violet don't want to kill people, why would they? They're children

Couple of days pass nothing exciting happens, but Louie and Violet get into an arguement

Violet thinks they should try find the edge of the arena, away from everyone else

Louie thinks its too much of a risk and they shouldn't go

They split up

Bad choice

Louie ends up having to kill someone

Baby boy is traumatised

Violet gets to close the the edge

Operators start a forest fires where she is

Turns out she was being followed, another tribute was there as well

So Violet is now outrunning the tribute and the fire

She climbs a tree

Bad choice

Turns out other tribute also has a bow and shoots Violet in the leg

Fun

Violet falls from tree

Fun

Luckily, earlier, Louie saw smoke in the distance and realised holy fuck that's where Violet is

He is a smart boy and goes in that direction

He knocks out the other tribute and manages to help Violet out

However the tribute didnt come to in times and died in the fire

12 tributes left

Louie tried to treat Violets leg but, ohbno, medical supplies where stolen!

Opportunity for so many things here

If people at home where panicking then... imagine now

The Sabrewing family are all having a mental breakdown

Webby, Gosalyn and Lena force Scrooge to bribe the sponsor even though he was on his way to do that

Sponsor accepts send medical supplies

This is good

Violet will be fine

Forest fire spreads, killing five more people

7 tributes left

Louie goes to Cornucopia while Violet rests her leg

While he's gone, two people find the cave forcing Violet to have to shoot them

One tribute kills another, but then succumbs to injuries

Only 3 tributes left

Violet, Louie and Ben

Louoe and Violet realise they can win, and go off to find Ben

They find each other at Cornucopia

There's an epic battle, eventually Violet shoots him in the neck

They win the hunger games

TRAUMA NOW BABY

WOOO

When they get home Louie constantly has nightmares and keeps thinking he sees blood on his hands

Violet just doesn't sleep

They eventually get therapy, thank god

Thats uh, all I can think of for now

I might post some edits of their designs for this