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My trilingual students peers after learning she reads/writes English, uses ASL at school and speaks Spanish at home

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Did I….did I make a friend?

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Should I post a picture of my tiddies

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About 10 years ago my sexual abuser tried to assault me, again, when we were out for a walk. I socked him in the face with my ring on and it left a mark that was there the next day.

He never touched me again after

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New tattoo

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The Incredibles (2004), dir. Brad Bird

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Please send me love

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Cutting is so addicting and I feel like we don’t talk about it enough in the mainstream. Like, people who are recovering from a serious addiction to cutting. For I don’t know, 7, years straight I was cutting myself every single day.

Years later I find myself craving cutting again like it’s some sort of drug. I genuinely crave the solace it gave me

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Anyway, here’s why this is the best meme of the 2010’s

This meme is an internet staple that managed to be versatile, unproblematic, inclusive, and best of all one of the greatest examples of a shitpost. The humour was not in the grandeur, not in the references, not in the junxapositioning of labled words, nor in the relatability of it all. The humour is in the simplicity, the artistic composition of the original image, the three course meal of fashion that was served by the subject, and of course, the iconic pose that changed the way we see one’s hands clasped together with one’s feet shoulder-width apart.

This meme is a reflection of the average: middle class life in the ‘burbs; taking pictures at everyday landmarks such as the uneven sidewalk by your house or the tree you almost crashed into when you just got your learners permit; wearing your favourite matching top and bottom in a picture to show off the 18k gold plated wristwatch and loafers your nana got you for your birthday; the grandest joys in the most average of things.

In a way, I think deep down, we all know that Luciano did not actually have to do it to em, but we, as a society, are better off because he did

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I once met Jesus in a 7/11 parking lot and he told me he’s gonna flip a bitch

usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life

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Suction cup boi

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jiggly cat pudding | source

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The interpreter community has been well established to be dominated by the girls, gays and theys, similarly to how Starbucks employs only the girls, gays and theys. In this essay I will

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Always cry at this quote