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Lizzie: How did you get Kitty to betray me? What did you offer her?!

Courtley: I asked her if she wanted to embarrass you for a while and she instantly said yes.

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Lesbians don't exist this is a blank post

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sparrow drags duchess into a mosh pit in one of the merry men concert and shes lowkey traumatized

I related cuz i got shoved by one 😭😭 was trying to get out of the way then suddenly 3 guys jumped around me like fucking spiderman oh god.

After that, duchess just stays in one corner (preferably at the back of the room) during the show.

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WHOOPS THAT IS SO AWKWARD.

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i don’t think they ever even mention the concept of money in ever after high but im currently up thinking about the financial ramifications of blondie trying to keep up with her royal friends in terms of consumption…saving up for weeks to get a new dress and by the time she’s made enough the one she wanted is already out of style…never being a blue to invite her friends over because she feels ashamed living in a little cozy cabin rather than a full castle with staff…having to decide between upgrading a microphone for her radio show and going out with her friends on the weekends. much to think about.

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@repulsa-2080 is this Lita-coded?

Sarczm Stockings on Etsy

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things i will never stop drawing: lizzie with heart shaped buns *v*

i needed to draw some cute winter themed lizzie and duchess!! cute roommates fairy ready for the cold ‘v’

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So like.... remember how Eros and Psyche already had a daughter?

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Random little idea I came up with.

Hunter and Ashlynn are both trans. I just thought it was funny because I thought "No person would name their kid Hunter Huntsman...but some trans dude WOULD name himself that."

He came out to his dad and he's like "Son, I love you but..HUNTER HUNTSman? Really?"

If I'm right Ashlynn's name is a pun sooooo she named herself that on purpose to kind of match her mom. I think the gender of their children don't matter in the world of Book End just as long as they follow their destinies until Raven came and shook things up.

Like if Ashlynn remained a boy she would still be the next Cinderella and same with Hunter.

I mean Alistair is the next Alice and he's a boy so I guess that's not really a head canon more just actually how it goes.

I actually really like this t4t Huntlynn thing I came up with, maybe I'll write something with it who knows

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apple is so gay like right after she was woken up in dragon games she was like "what happened? Did daring wake me up?😁☺️ WAIT WHERE'S RAVEN😫😭😱👺🥀"

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Sparchess redesign look 🎸🦢

ALSO check out my newest fic: smoke that killed a bird’s lung

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Quick cutie backgrounder for anon :)

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Cedar’s bedroom for the series i haven’t posted a new update for ☺️ (i’m reworking it but i’ll post an update in the near future i ✨promise✨)

Plus a reminder that the @mirrormirroreahzine preorder opens in 3 weeks 🗣️🗣️🗣️ i know you’ll want a copy, so fill that interest check form!! 🤠

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I feel like we don’t talk enough about Humphrey being a literal sentient egg. Like. Just an actual egg. You’re the child of an egg. Your fairytale destiny is egg.

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Ok, now I am done. no more shitposts anymore.