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sagelessichor
SagelessIchor
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Just your local idiot and Greek mythology nerd
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sagelessichor · 10 days ago
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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sagelessichor · 10 days ago
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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sagelessichor · 10 days ago
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listen i love silly apollo as much as the next guy. but i fear we are totally underutilising absolutely batshit creepy apollo. apollo who spits prophecies that don't make sense and sings in a voice too ethereal to hear right. you look at him and your eyes burn with the power of the sun and you can never remember what he looked like, only that he was more fire than man. apollo who can shoot a single arrow with intent to maim, not kill, because the shot to your knee was too precise to be accidental. apollo who is the brother of artemis, goddess of the wild, and acts like it
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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apollo and artemis angstttt
we know apollo feels awfully unloved by artemis rn despite how many benefits of doubt he tries to give her. and since we're in his pov we can see how she's been a very unsupportive and victim blamey sister
but what about the other side where apollo has been growing more and more emotionally distant and unavailable to well, everyone. but that means everyone. can you imagine how disconcerting and scary that must've been for her?? when she already experienced feelings of alienation from her family??? her other half twin steadily becoming a stranger????
because what apollo did was to subvert his own personality, to pretend to be the opposite of who he used to be. can you imagine that from the other side with no context?? from the one who loves and was the closest to him??? to suddenly have everything you (thought) you knew about him be rendered null and void?? how confusing how isolating how lonely???
it's amazing how many interests they share. artemis organizes safe houses for the demigod community and apollo didn't know at all. artemis made a magic healing water and apollo didn't know at all. let that sink in. it's not only that artemis didn't tell him but that he didn't notice. him. the pretty much all seeing all knowing one. didn't notice the celestial object related healing item. or the extra safety net for the young he's doing all of this for. how stressed how tired how out of it he must have been????
and if he didn't notice that who knows how many other things he didn't notice. who knows how many times artemis tried to reach out to him, to desperately reconnect with him, to not lose him and his psyche was so strained from this constant method acting, from this metaphysical torture, that he just couldn't notice. he legitimately did not have the energy available to focus on anyone outside himself. and I think that's what, more than anything, truly sold the act to her
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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I think rev apollo and hermes should have a would you fall in love with me again olive tree bed moment with the og lyre
apollo: ...very well. If that is truly what you want... then take this, and look me in the eyes when you break it. I will consider our vow null and you will be free to go. I will never burden you with my presence again
hermes: crying shaking screaming throwing up how could you ever say this to him
I just think it'd be very fun for when apollo finally wins hermes back, if he does it by tricking him into being honest. very thematic very full circle
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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Asking for permission to use this in my fanfic please 🙏
I can vividly imagine apollo bleeding on the ground defiantly looking up at zeus, smiling sharply, and telling him "time eats all his children in the end" with his eyes glowing prophecy green
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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reblog if you’re a sick fuck
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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no fear
*apollo not being a major character in the iliad musical*
ONE FEAR
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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NONONONONO YOU GUYS DONT GET IT THE GODS ARE AMERICANIZED!!! ZEUS IS A PARANOID TYRANT BECAUSE THATS HOW AMERICANS THINK OF KINGS!!! POSEIDON IS MELLOW RATHER THAN TEMPERMENTAL BECAUSE THE ANCIENT GREEKS DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TRAVERSE THE MEDITTERANEAN AND THE SEA WAS VERY DEADLY TO THEM BUT AMERICANS VIEW THE SEA AS A VACATION!!! ARES IS VULGAR AND CRUEL AND A BULLY BECAUSE THATS HOW (most) AMERICANS VIEW WAR - AS A LAST RESORT BECAUSE WAR IS RUTHLESS!!!! DEMETER IS AN OVERBEARING MOTHER IN LAW BECAUSE AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN ANCIENT GREEK WOMEN AND NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE WHO THEY MARRY SO IN THIS VERSION OF THEIR STORY PERSEPHONE MADE THE CHOICE TO WALK INTO THE UNDERWORLD AND BECOME A QUEEN AND STEP INTO HER OWN POWER BUT HER MOTHER CANT LET HER DAUGHTER GROW UP AND TRIES TO HOLD ON TOO TIGHT - THEIR STORY IS STILL THE PAIN THAT A LOT OF MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS EXPERIENCE JUST DIFFERENT TO ANCIENT MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS!!!! THEY'RE MODERN!!!!! THEY'RE AMERICANIZED!!!! PLEASE NO LISTEN TO ME THEY REFLECT THE CULTURE AND THE TIMES LISTEN TO-
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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Black Annabeth implications
To all the fans praising Annabeth's race swap, I can't wait for Leah to be depicted being physically abusive to Walker during certain Percabeth scenes 🥳���.
Leah punching Walker in Titan's Curse during the prom scene.
Leah being a bitch to the poor girl who plays Rachel.
Walker expressing fear about Leah hitting him when she's angry.
Heck, maybe Leah flipping Walker if we ever see HOO being adapted!
I mean Leah has already portrayed Annabeth as a creepy stalker so we're off to a great start. Also she has portrayed Annabeth as borderline emotionless.
So wonderful to see a black girl hurt her white boyfriend on screen! Oh happy day! Maybe people will realize how awful Annabeth is when they see a black girl doing it. Or who knows maybe they'll double down and see Annabeth as an empowered black girl when she hurts her boyfriend. Leah deserves better than this.
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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If the sexes were swapped and Female!Percy was scared of her boyfriend hitting, stabbing or maiming her all the time most sane people would realize this relationship is not healthy.
But because Annabeth is a girl with abandonment issues, all her actions should have no consequences according to her vile stans. As far as I am concerned, all Annabeth stans who believe this sentiment are abuse apologists and I would not want my kids around them or their kids.
When are people going to realize that the conversation doesn't end at acknowledging a character flaws but how they can improve? I guess Annabeth isn't good enough for character development. But honestly, compared to other demigods, Annabeth and the rest of her cabin are not all that special and extraordinary.
#anti annabeth chase#anti annabeth chase stans#some of these people are disgusting and i dont want to interact with them#bunch of abuse apologists#anti percabeth#anti percabeth stans#the athena cabin overall is a total bore#annabeth chase is overrated and nothing special#<- op tags#agree#i mean i wholeheartedly agree#the whole concept of the athena cabin *could've* been good but we only got Annabeth and like a couple mentions of Malcolm.#yall they should've had like telekinesis or be able like be able to immediately understand all your strengths weaknesses and fatal flaw#on fucking sight#but they're just like barely on einstein's level#maybe#and all the stuff they do can easily be covered by the other cabins#strategical thinking? could've gone to apollo's cabin as he is the god of logic and destruction and knowledge#crafts? oh look at that! apollo cabin again because he's the god of art#or hermes cabin as ya know jack of all trades. there's gotta be one kid in there that's good at sewing and other crafts#and that's literally the only things I can come up with that the Athena cabin does#they are completely disposable#the only need for making athena have children was annabeth for the love interest#and even that was done terribly#I am of the firm belief that the athena cabin is not necessary at all and kinda hinders all the other character's growth#think of how many logic kids of apollo could've had their time to shine#but couldn't because that was athena's children “claim” and they would just get mocked for trying to share their ideas#it probably fucked up a lot of kids especially those who loved greek mythology and went like 'hey isn't athena a virgin goddess??'#and they just got told 'yeah haha lol no not really also all the myths you learned are actually wrong cya'#the apollo cabin could've been recognized so much more (I'm sorry I love this Sunshine Bitch)
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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hermes having a breakdown at maia for not appreciating her enough, saying that she was right, she was so so right, they should have stayed in that cave, this is all his fault, he was so so so stupid
maia, remembering her lively and ambitious child who would have died rather than just survive life instead of living it, horrified: baby no
maia hadn't quite realized Just HOW Much she DIDN'T want hermes to be like her until she got it. that's the most wrong and evil and fucked up thing she's ever seen. what have they done to her son
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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Many would say it isn't abuse unless there is physical abuse. I am pretty sure that has been shown many times. It isn't about sparring. It is afflicting pain for the sake of your emotions. Annabeth has done that due to her anger and jealousy. People like that make you second guess yourself and Annabeth has done that with Percy by letting him blame himself everytime even though it is not his fault like the kidnappings. Things were not under his control but Annabeth feels like she has to punish or hurt him. She wears him down even so far as making him uncomfortable in Tartarus. She insults his intelligence even though he is smart because she wants to be above him. Of course, she praises his loyalty and strength since it benefits her.
When I first opened Lost Hero, I thought I was going to hear something wonderful about Percy like the aftermath of the Gods' promise but all I got is that people were just calling him Annabeth's boyfriend! What happened to Savior of Olympus! Percy deserves better.
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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credits to @poetry-possum LMAO
and now they've grown so apart :'D
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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ARTISTS OF TUMBLR
can someone draw apollo in this it's for mental health purposes
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i don't have any money but i can pay back with cat pics (my cat is very cute)
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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If I had a nickel for every time I ended up in a fandom where the main ship was girl boss/himbo that's smarter than people think and shit bordered on, or was outright, abusive but the fans ignored it because of "women's empowerment," I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened 3 times.
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sagelessichor · 11 days ago
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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it
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