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peggle

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Knight and the enemy within

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[ID: Photo of a small, short-coated, brown and white dog looking up at the person behind the camera, who is holding a bowl of soup in the blurry foreground. The dog's tail was wagging while the photo was being taken, showing up like a paper fan or the tail-feathers of a turkey. /END ID.]

give him soup.

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When one person leaves the VC to go to bed and everyone else disperses like a polycule falling apart after two of them break up

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I just went so far out of my way to wash myself part by part without it being "a shower" (task) that I accidentally sprayed the shower hose full force onto my clothes and across the room. Hmmm.

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ID: Bluesky post by Slippy, reading, "Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they can talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."" /END ID.

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A. fix him B. make him worse C. be him

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it's an ingredient, not food

you ever have it that the food in your fridge just doesn’t register as food? I have a problem where I’ll eat peanut butter sandwiches repeatedly while having a stuffed fridge bc I look in there and am like “hmmm….but that’s not actual food. cant eat that.”

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Okay, but you DO realize there's no way to say "you DO realize..." without sounding like a condescending prick... righttt,,,?

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I made this dark blossom emoji recolor and thought I'd just share the deconstructed blossom for anyone who wants to make their own recolors. I'm sure this already exists but this will be mine. Rb if you do something with it!

Save the deconstructed blossom and layer them in your art program

For best results, see if your art program has a way to "lock opacity" or "lock transparent pixels" on a layer so that your edges don't get too crunchy. This was made in Clip Studio Paint.

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[ID: A newspaper ad titled, "SOME KIND OF BONE IS ON DISPLAY." Below a line, it says, "PEOPLE WHO GET EXCITED ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING. "VERY EXCITED."" /END ID. ]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

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a few minutes ago, at exactly midnight, i heard soft distant honking and looked out the cracked window to see a group of trumpeter swans flying low over the fields, huge and white and unearthly, their shadows flung crisp-black onto glittering snow by the moonlight, and then they were gone and a moment later their voices were gone too and in the wake of them was a sort of loneliness that is hard to quite get words around

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Tell yer pals, TELL 'EM ALL: GREAT GOD GROVE is REAL and OUT NOW and you can PLAY it with your HANDS AND BRAIN 📢

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word on the street is that the bachelor will let you play games on his phone for a couple of bullets and an egg

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blehh

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mmmmmmmmmmhgh. just right.

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NOOOOOOOO I thought Belphie was gearing up to pounce on Grim, so I scolded him, but it turns out he was just excited to play with his ball. so he sat back looking at his ball sadly, like “I understand. I am not to play my silly games anymore. I will be a good boy for you.” nooooo my sweet son, you can play with your ball, I’m sorry!!!