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[sailormerky]

i want to buy books for you (a marriage proposal)

[sailormerky]

“I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’”

— Azra.T “My Heart is Full of Open Windows.” (via bl-ossomed)

[sailormerky]

Oh i get it now

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is it normal that whenever someone’s hand is remotely close to my neck whether we’re actively making out or it just happens to be for whatever reason, my brain is just going “choke me choke me choke me please god choke me”? asking for a friend. sorry, i mean, i’m asking for a friend to come and choke me

[sailormerky]

Being taken care of is literally my biggest kink. Being doted on, cuddled whenever i need, held, and reassured. Being checked on and made sure im okay. Literally just take care of me and i will be jello in your hands

[sailormerky]

Do you ever just look at a guy's hand and think yes

[sailormerky]

With the blinds drawn, and the lights off

I could've picked your body in a line up

[sailormerky]

if you wear rings i'm gonna need you to wrap your hands around my neck please and thank you

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Anyway sometimes I dream of our bones in the earth, a permanent stain of decay.

[sailormerky]

My villain origin story is Netflix taking the gruffalo off streaming

[sailormerky]

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

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listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[sailormerky]

#been there #done that

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[sailormerky]

normalise feminising men by fixing a displaced strand of their hair

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women like you are the reason society is the way it is. You were right if i were you're father I would be so disgusted with such an attention seeking whore for a daughter

... bro do you want a tiddy pic? Like what's ur fucking damage lol 🤭 fan behavior truly