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can you give me a love reading?
“oh, for sure!” sailor sits up a bit to concentrate, clearing her throat as she puts down some cards. “i see... that you have been waiting a long time for love, but it’s coming. your wait will be over soon, and you are being rewarded for your patience.” sailor’s eyes light up as she arches a brow and points from one card to the next, “this person will be your soulmate, but not your twin flame. don’t worry they are coming but this person will love you deeply in the meantime, and you will love them the same. things will last... five years? or more. so mazel tov!” sailor’s smile is bright then before she’s moving on to add, “i see dark hair and light eyes and... either crooked teeth or a hooked nose. you meet in a place of knowledge, and they’re very sweet. their name starts with the letter... d, p or b? they have a niched interest... in something to do with figurines? or dolls. and i’m seeing... a lot of water. they could be a water sign or you could meet by the water or... maybe they’re a swimmer?“ sailor leans back to look over the cards once more before nodding and beaming, “yeah! that’s pretty much it. of course, also avoid fuckboys, fuckgirls, and penicillin otherwise this future could be completely derailed. oh, and keep your karma in check and aura clear! of course, we here at the third eye sell a multitude of crystals and charms to help you with that, so feel free to go through the gift shop downstairs!” sailor blows a kiss then, eyes crinkling with her grin as she says, “that said, know that you are loved by the universe, your protective spirits, and of course, me. keep your heart open.” sailor’s smile is sweet for a few moments before she adds, “that’ll be $60.”
#all my years of going to psychics has prepared me for this i skjsdk#i was born ready for this#Anonymous#♡ | ask memes.
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if you can tell the future, then who do you predict will catch on fire at the camping trip this weekend?
“oh, link for sure.” sailor replies without a moment of hesitation, shrugging as if the answer should be obvious. “there’s no question about it. i love him, but he can barely walk in a straight line without tripping. i don’t need a crystal ball to get a near prophetic vision of him stumbling over nothing but air and catching his pant leg on fire.” sailor’s head bobs in a nod before she’s adding, “so, uh, rest in peace link. you’ll be missed. i’ll be doing the wap at your funeral, so feel free to watch from the afterlife.” @linkoln
#Anonymous#♡ | ask memes.#* sailor vc * icb my friend link died...#* link vc * sTOP TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD#* sailor vc * sometimes i can still hear his voice....#skjsjk
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what's your biggest regret?
“hmm...” sailor taps her chin thoughtfully as she considers the question, gaze skyward as she tilts her head before she concludes, “...probably short changing myself on my first few feet pics.” sailor shrugs a moment before scrunching her nose and adding, “i regret not valuing myself more, y’know? not knowing how much creepy old guys would pay just for a look little piggies, but...” sailor sighs. “what can i say, i didn’t know my worth at the time. but i know it now.” sailor’s lips curve into a sweet smile then, eyes twinkling with mirth as she confirms, “and i’m never gonna take less than half a grand again!” sailor clicks her tongue with a wink she adds, “reminder to subscribe to my onlyfans!”
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#♡ | ask memes.#i've only got !!! one call left at and then i am done for the dAY i love this for me#the call isn't until 3 tho so i will be going crazy going stupid in the mean time#😌
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@ everyone who has sent me plotting messages,,, i am comin for you !! it’s been a long time since i’ve been in a group this big especially while working a whole three jobs so sdkjsdkj it might take me a hot minute but i’m omw !! i promise i’m not ignoring you !! this has been a psa <3
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𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥: @tell-on-tedri 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: sailor & isaac’s apartment 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: the middle of the night
“ SO I’M AT THIS GUYS PLACE, RIGHT?” SAILOR says distractedly as she stares down at her work in concentration, her hand steady as she traces out tedri’s eyeliner. okay, maybe she was a bit ambitious when she decided to do a do this look, but sailor was nothing if not stubborn. her fingers are gentle as she holds tedri’s face in place and paints his eyelids, but her brows are furrowed with the drama of her storytelling. “on his couch, waiting for him to come out of the shower, there to, you know,” sailor makes a point to waggle her brows suggestively, lips twitching into some semblance of a smile even as she tries to maintain some seriousness. “y’know? but he comes out of the shower with a container of watermelon, and just like sits across from me in his towel eating it. he tells me he’s trying to get this new slang off the ground. ‘rancid’ as a substitute for wicked. he pitches the whole thing to me via this weirdly organized powerpoint presentation on his phone and he asks me to use it. i say, you know,” sailor shrugs with a slight shake of her head, “sure no problem, right, cause what the fuck else am i supposed to say? and in thanks he offers me the container of watermelon. but it’s like, empty,” sailor’s brows only furrow more as she says that, nose wrinkled as she continues, “the only thing in it is the seeds and watermelon juice at the bottom. plus, i’m ninety nine percent sure he took it into the shower with him, and i’m a freak but not that kinda freak. so obviously i’m like no thanks, and then he gets all offended like,” sailor tilts her head and deepens her voice, making a face as she mocks, “sorry you looked like the type of girl who would like watermelon juice.” sailor finally pulls away from tedri’s face as she finishes, wiping the corners of his deep green winged liner with manicured thumbs as she says, “and i just have no idea what that means. like what the fuck?” sailor shakes her head with a sigh then, admiring her work for a few moments before she’s grabbing a mirror and turning it to face tedri. “anyways, that’s what inspired this look. what do you think?” the halves of watermelon drawn on tedri’s eyelids are hot pink and pretty much flawless. sailor has to admit she really did outdo herself this time. she hops up on her feet to stand behind tedri so he can see her watermelon dress in the mirror as she excitedly adds, “look, we match!”
#♡ | interactions.#i. | isaac.#i- dfkdfk#there is absolutely no reason for this to be as long as it is bby but pls have it anyways#if nothing else pls bask in the weirdness of sailor's tinder date#also !!! don't feel like you have to match length at all i just ramble more the later at night it gets sdkjdskj#also also... sailor making herself a watermelon dress in the same design and cut as the infamous strawberry dress is now canon so pls take#a moment to envision ms. hunter shafer with her pastel pink hair in that dress... that is all thank you for coming to my ted talk <3
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𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥: @scfiaaa 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: sunrise diner 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: mid afternoon
“OKAY, SO I’VE GOTTA KNOW,” sailor starts excitedly as she sits across from sofia, waitress uniform pretty much just for show at this point as she slacks off. she is happily making her way through the plate of fries between them, and honestly, she plans to continue to do so until someone ends up hollering at her to get back to work. for now, sailor’s eyes are bright with amusement and curiosity as she excitedly asks, “is chris harrison as nice as he looks on tv? because my aunt cala thinks that he’s just faking the whole father figure act and he’s actually a ass but,” sailor points to sofia with a french fry, brow arched as she contunues, “she also thinks that all men are works of satan, so, her intuition isn’t exactly reliable you know?” sailor glances down at the fry a second before she’s taking a healthy bite of it, tilting her head with a sigh as she looks thoughtfully skyward, “and i don’t want to believe it, y’know? i mean, chris is pretty much the only man on that show i feel like i can trust...”
#♡ | interactions.#i. | sofia.#dskdsjk not a bachelor starter#sorry bby it was the best i could think of but honestly... sailor is out here asking the real questions#@chrisharrison... what's good??
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linkoln:
WHY THIS WAS NOW A NORMAL THING FOR THEM, he couldn’t tell you. what link could admit to, however, was that he was unabashedly high the first time he caught sight of The Third Eye signage — well, not the first time. just the first time he was genuinely interested in going inside. and believe it or not, after his initial reading, one could say he’d been hooked on his fake future ever since. which brought him to today, lincoln sitting like the good boy he was on the floor of sailor’s apartment, his back hunched as he watched her lay down the appropriate amount of tarot cards between them. not knowing a single thing of what any of them meant, despite having done this — wow, how many times? again, he couldn’t tell you. all he could do was nod when sailor spoke for the spirits up above, his lip also twitching, tempted to already start laughing. but he refrained. maintained some sense of seriousness. “ maybe the spirits shouldn’t use that term, “ he suggested, shrugging. “ it’s offensive to the three black cats in the room. and you don’t wanna offend felines with claws. trust me. i’ve seen the lion king. “
“ EXACTLY WHAT PART OF THE LION KING DID you watch? i must’ve missed the bit where simba started fighting a divine entity...” sailor teases with an arch of her brow for a moment before she’s looking back down at the cards, head tilted as she hums thoughtfully for a moment. “hmm...” sailor points at a specific card. “oh, hey, you’re gonna come into money soon.” sailor taps the card as she cocks her head, bluntly saying, “you should save it, so you can, you know, move out. but you’re going to blow it on something stupid.” sailor points to the next card then, brow arched as she adds, “you’re gonna meet a cute girl though. she’s looks really nice... ” sailor tucks her hair behind her ear as she wrinkles her nose, tapping between the lovers card and the death card after it. “and she really likes you but thinks you need to get your head out of your ass. but i mean, i could have told her that.” sailor touches the tip of her tongue to her top lip for a moment as she considers the cards before her before she’s pointing at another card and simply adding, “she’s gonna stick around for a while and wait for you to grow but...” she pouts a moment before adding, “something about a possum...” sailor wrinkles her nose before glancing up at link with bewilderment, “do you know any possums? cause you should really leave them the fuck alone, they are not a fan of you.”
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and just like that, his interest in their current conversation DEPLETES at the sight of her blunt. he’s much more interested in smoking than he is worried about whatever bad thing he’s been BLAMED for this time. “yeah, yeah, yeah.” he makes a waving motion as if to shoo the topic away. “i’m more focused on what’s in your hand now.”
“OH?” SAILOR ASKS WITH INTERESTS, BLUE eyes sparkling with mirth as she arches a brow and turns the joint in her hand this way and that with amusement. “you want some of this?” sailor hums as she moves to take a long drag, idly wondering if maybe she should have been a drug dealer instead of a fortune teller. honestly, there is a good possibility she was one in a past life. “what’s in it for me, belly?” sailor holds a hand out with an arch of her brow, making grabby hands as she jokes, “this is an exchange of goods.”
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𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥: @linkoln 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: sailor’s apartment 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: mid evening
SAILOR SHUFFLES THE CARDS EFFICIENTLY as she sits cross legged on the floor, eyes on her work even as she hums absently. the room is smoky with the incense she’s burning, well, that and the joint she has sat in the skull shaped ashtray on her coffee table, but sailor likes to think the fogginess adds to the ambiance. she’d be hard pressed to think link would disagree. as far as she knew, he’d always been a fan of the dramatics. she puts down the second spread of cards, eyes scanning over them thoughtfully for a moment before she purses her lips with a hum. “... interesting. very interesting.” sailor frown deepens for a moment as she stares hard down at the cards before shaking her head as if bewildered as she says, “... i think the spirits are saying... you’re a pussy.” sailor sighs and looks skyward then, as if looking out to the aforementioned spirits, lips twitching even as she attempts to seriously she say, “we need you to tell us something we don’t know today. link needs your guidance.”
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hi hey hello, i think i have now Officially sent a dm to everyone in the rp unless ofc tumblr has decided to screw me over and not deliver a couple. if you haven’t gotten a plotting message from me then pls like this and i will come chacha sliding into your dms asap! for plots!
#consider this??? a plot call i guess??#that is all thank you 😌#ooc. | hey demons it's ya gurl pepper.
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Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)
#s.q. | musings.#sorry y'all i went to go eat dinner and got distracted but i'm back and better than ever!!
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sailor frowns thoughtfully at the statement, head tilting to the side as she considers belaire’s comment a moment before scrunching her nose a bit as she says, “mmm... when you put it like that it kinda definitely sounds like you did it. like, i haven’t even accused you yet.” sailor taps her chin with a finger for a moment before she’s pointing to belaire with a blunt, “you kinda just accused yourself.”
belaire licks his lips, a faint but SLY smirk forming right before his next words. “whatever it is you’re about to ACCUSE me of…” he pauses mid sentence so he can lock eyes on his target. “I DIDN’T do it.” belaire nonchalantly gives the other a shrug, as if his words alone will suffice as GOOD enough proof. @mapleviewstarters
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this special song tonight was dedicated to @sailorquinn by an anonymous caller. this anonymous caller said that they didn’t have anything to say to her, they just find her pretty. well, wherever you are, i hope you’re rocking out tonight! if you have any requests or dedications, feel free to call in. dj mv will be jamming here with you all day!
#s.q. | playlist.#sTOP THIS AOSBSJS#was the goal of this to make sailor go absolutely rabid trying to find this anonymous caller bc thats exactly whats gonna happen
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『 hunter schafer. twenty one. trans girl. she/her. 』 oh heavens, is that SAILOR QUINN from MAIN STREET i see roaming around mapleview? minnie may’s always calling them - GREEDY & - IMPULSIVE. i happen to think they’re not that bad! they’re a pretty cool WAITRESS AT SUNRISE DINER AND LOCAL PSYCHIC and every time i’ve seen them, they’ve always been + WARM & + QUICK WITTED. i hope i see them around again! 『 pepper. twenty four. est. she/her. 』
ABOUT THE MUN. the 2000 claymation film chicken run radicalized me hi, hey, hello, everyone my name is pepper and i am at work 😔 but i am also currently slacking off from work to write this 🤠 we love to see it. the duality of man. a bit about me is that i would lay my life down for hunter schafer !!! i am so excited to finally play her this has been my dream since i laid eyes on her,,, that and to take her hand in marriage but i digress. fun fact number 2, i have just started skins at my big age and i hate tony with a passion!!! i’ll fight that little punk i swear !!! fun fact number three, i have an irrational fear of humanoid beings with gills, looking at you sharkboy !! thanks for traumatizing me as a kid buddy, someone had to do it !! this fear also includes the deep from the boys, that weird fish guy that that one lady banged in that oscar nominated movie, and gill from kim possible. all of these fish men all my living nightmares, thank you for coming to my ted talk 😌 (honestlee,,, why is this such a common trope in media. who started this,,,why do they hate me). and finally, the most important thing you need to know about me, is that as a child i thot that god looked like king trident from the little mermaid. i think we can all relate to that, right? right. okay moving onto the love of my life, ms. sailor quinn.
BIO. winks with my third eye
everyone in mapleview knows about the quinns. the family has been here probably nearly as long as the town has and is pretty well known for their eccentrics. let’s just say the quinns were definitely, understandably, some of the first women in the history of mapleview to be accused of as being witches, an act of which they made the good ol’ mapleview history books for. this is a fact that sailor often looks back on with pride. honestly, it was one of the only things that made going to history class worth it, because despite how painfully boring the class was in general, sailor could never get tired of the startled looks of her classmates whenever her ancestry was brought up.
nowadays the quinns are arguably living a less exciting life than the good old days of being accused of sorcery. instead, they’re psychics. fortune tellers, if you will. you can find their family shop on main street, and if you’re ever feeling particularly divinely inspired you can stop by for a reading and a few charms or some crystals (they also offer sagings and exorcisms) . the third eye has actually become a bit of a tourist attraction actually, well, as much of a tourist attraction as you could find in mapleview, due to the actions of sailor’s mother.
to put it simply, sailor’s mother had plans bigger than mapleview could offer. around the time the she was eighteen she left the town for hollywood. now, you would think based in this information that venus quinn had big plans of being on the big screen maybe. or that perhaps she had the voice of an angel and wanted to sing on the radio. you would be wrong.
sailor’s mother became a reality tv show psychic. as you can guess, the psychic community loves her. that is, if love involved a myriad of curses being put on you and maybe a bit of voodoo. okay, she’s universally despised by psychics pretty much everywhere. i think it’s to be expected.
sailor was born into this legacy. as you can guess, it was a pretty heavy cross to bear. she was born into a b-list fame that meant her mother had to call her own paparazzi, that sailor herself simply had to be homeschooled to avoid the ‘mobbing’ of perhaps fifteen avid fans max, and that every morning in their grand living room her mother would let her hate mail fuel their fireplace. sailor would occasionally have her face plastered on tlc, or her voice would be heard as her mother made a ‘heartwarming call to her family at home whilst on tour’ but to put it bluntly, sailor was more of a prop in her mother’s fame than anything else. and it was bargain shop fame at best. but apparently still enough scrutiny that her mother felt the need to take her out of the public eye when she came out and began to transition.
sailor came out to her mother at the age of nine and before she could even reach the age of ten, her mother had shipped her halfway across the country to mapleview to comfortably transition in a town of strangers and in a household of people she’d only ever met at argument fueled holiday parties. her mother swore up and down that this was to make sure that sailor could transition outside of public scrutiny, so that she could have her privacy in this time and not have to deal with the media hounding her down during such a vulnerable period but sailor couldn’t help but feel abandoned by the whole situation. it felt like her mother was hiding her away, like some sort of dirty little secret. it felt like she was ashamed of her, even if the woman swore up and down that she accepted sailor as she was.
sailor moved into the top of the third eye with her her aunts and grandmother and was welcomed into this clan of women with open arms. as mentioned earlier, most of sailor’s experience with her aunts and grandmother has been brief exchanges between her aunts screaming at her mother for being a sell out, her mother hollering back about them not supporting her, and her grandmother pretending to cast a curse on her mother from the head of the dining room table. you know. normal family gatherings, but not enough for you to truly get to know somebody. but it is within the quinn women’s household that sailor finally found her footing. she finally felt like she belonged. her aunts and gram taught her everything they knew and nurtured her lovingly throughout her transition. they gave her her first job working front desk at the third eye, made the place she felt like her mother abandoned her feel more like home than her mother’s place ever had. and she is painfully loyal to them for it. when her mother finally reached out to sailor at the age of sixteen, finally inviting her back home, sailor simply refused. and she’s been here in mapleview ever since.
a few years ago sailor’s mother moved back to mapleview to attempt to repair their relationship. to put it frankly, her views were plummeting quickly, and along with feeling some amount of remorse for her deteriorating relationship with her daughter she also thought that perhaps making her show a mother daughter act would bring some of the attention back to it. sailor has pretty much refused to speak to her, but she lives around sycamore way in a large house on a hill.
despite sailor having no plans to break into the reality tv business, she really has no idea what she would like to do instead. she is currently content to just continue working at her family shop, and occasionally take up a few of the shifts at the diner as well. she likes money, and she certainly has ambitions to make more, the how is simply up in the air at the moment. honestly, life would be a lot simpler if she could see her own future.
or well, anyone’s at all.
HEADCANNONS. are you a virgin? why are you planning a sacrifice?
this is the song that inspired sailor, no i cannot explain why.
sailor’s mother name is venus (vee), her aunts name is persephone (percy), her other aunts name is circe (cece) and finally her grandmother’s name is luna. both her aunts are unmarried and her grandmother is widowed.
that said, sailor does have a father despite the fact that i didn’t once mention him djsdjk he is an artist and he loves her mother to death honestly. their relationship is almost completely based off of the relationship of cassie’s parents from skins, so yeah they can’t keep their hands off each other and sailor’s father kenneth often paints her mother nude. most of these paintings could be seen on display in her old household, so sailor really did just grow up seeing her mother butt ass naked every day. sometimes it be like that i suppose.
sailor has three black cats. she calls them the muses and their names are calliope, clio, and urania. basically, whenever there is a black cat at the pound sailor makes it her mission to them home because the stigma against black cats that keeps them from getting adopted?? wack. sailor will adopt everyone of them.
is currently still living above her family shop is kind of interested in finding an apartment to move into instead. is in the market for a roomie or like three!! all interested parties please apply.
is actually kinda a con artist. honestly, her whole family kinda is but shh, don’t tell nsdkjsdjk none of them can actually see the future but aunt percy (who says she can see the future, but honestly while sailor does believe her aunt percy is also a bit loony so sdjhsdj who knows what the truth is?) and her grandmother. cece, vee, and sailor tho?? all faking it until they make it. honestly sailor is pretty good about it, although she doesn’t actively see the future she does believe in everything she practices for the most part, and it shows. that says, since she is frankly, a magpie when it comes to money and literally anything mildly expensive she will offer rich people tarot readings without any hesitation and proceed to make the whole thing up as she goes along. if sailor judges them to be bad people (aka rude, the kinda people who don’t tip, snooty, assholes) she will give them a horrible reading to instill the fear of god in them and charge them extra for some good luck charms to ward off their impending doom. but if she likes them she will read the cards as they are and do her best to give them good advice based on her gut. her only saving grace is that she has pretty good intuition anyways, so a lot of what she says tends to be right even if it’s just shots in the dark. (her aunt cece is worse though, she looks up all her clients online before they come to see her dskjdsjk all of her predictions are educated guesses based on her research)
the type to crush and crush hard. falls in love every other week, and gets her heart broken just as often. honestly, sailor tends to fall for anyone who is nice to her, or gives her attention, or whose attention she wants. she is constantly on tinder mostly for fun. tends to treat the app more like a game than anything else, goes out on one night stands a hookups at least ??? 3 times a week. will make cast a love spell for the guy who told her to stay dry when she left the grocery store or the girl who smiled at her on the bus.
cannot drive but has a license. if you see sailor behind the wheel, duck. she drives a cute little sky blue bug though. it has eyelashes on the headlights.
colours her hair whenever she is even mildly stressed. by default at the moment it’s a pretty silvery blonde, so she tends to colour the ends often depending on her mood.
actually can sing unlike her mother, you can probably catch her at any open mic nights in town. she has a little guitar that she’s covered in flower stickers and named aphrodite.
that little frowny face florence pugh was making throughout the entirety of midsommar,,, unhappy sailor content. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
the type to go to church and pretend to be overcome by the holy spirit just because she’s bored on a sunday sdkjsdj
your girl is vegan and bisexual, we love to see it.
PERSONALITY. feeling cute today. might commit acts of hubris
CHEEKY. 99.9% of the time sailor is joking. she is the type to generally tend to be in a cheerful mood no matter what, always laughing or making a dry joke. doesn’t tend to often be in a bad mood but when she is it says something. very witty honestly, tends to be quite funny and the type to go out of her way to make someone laugh
GREEDY. sailor loves money. she absolutely adores it. she’s kind of a magpie when it comes to material things, the type to go to antique stores and thrift stores and clear them out of absolutely anything that interests her. a shameless pickpocket and minor thief, but only when it comes to large corporations or people who look like they have a summer house stashed away somewhere. definitely snatched some sort of expensive little statue from her moms place the last time she went to visit a la fleabag. is probably still looking for some place to sell it online, but honestly also kinda wants to keep it. she’s named her no head nancy and she is currently sitting on sailors desk as a paperweight
WARM. all faults aside, if you ever need something from somebody sailor is the one to go to. need a ride home from the club? sailor will come and get you in ten minutes. feeling sick? sailor will be over at your place with some vegan chicken noodle soup and a charm for good health. need someone to cheer you up? sailor is doing a chicken dance on your front porch. she is ultimately kind, and if you are her friend especially she will be there for you until death.
IMPULSIVE. that said sailor does pretty much everything she does without thinking. she is actually, surprisingly enough, a bit of a planner when it comes to life and finances, like she is pretty organized considering how scattered her personality is otherwise. but if sailor gets a whim to go somewhere or do something out of nowhere, she will do it. commitments be damned. the type to suddenly get up and leave mapleview one day to live in hawaii for a year and learn to scuba dive yk. will send you postcards tho.
this is my first time playing sailor so if this is a mess and contradictory it’s because i am too 😌 thank you for coming to my ted talk.
WANTED CONNECTIONS. god doesnt respond why should i
EXES. give. me. ANGST with this please. the more dramatic the better. it’s been a hot minute since i had a good ex connection so maybe something where they dated in high school or even more recently. where they’re trying to be on good terms but some angsty feels linger below the surface, or where they’re on really bad terms and can’t hide it. the kind of exes who keep going back to each other, or who can’t leave each other alone, jealousy, and all that good stuff yk
BEST FRIENDS. pls. i would love for sailor to have like four or five of these honestly, just a little squad. these could be here roommates!! or not!! i plan on putting in a wc for her roommates honestly, so look forward to that.
REGULAR CUSTOMER. someone who sailor is either milking dry or is just trying to reassure. she comes to their place in the middle of the night to sage the place because they swear they heard a ghost. they have a urgent skype call because they broke a mirror and want sailor to go over their future one more time to see how it’s been affected. sailor makes a lot of money off of them and either feels guilty about it or not even a little bit guilty about it depending on their relationship.
OTHER REGULAR CUSTOMER. this is someone who sailor regularly serves at the diner. rip to them because she is horrible at it. they find sailors order taking pencil in their soup. sailor is constantly getting their order wrong. sometimes she sits down with them and steals their fries as she talks their ear off. sailor is honestly probably too comfortable with them considering how bad she is at her job, but she definitely considers them friends.
A CRUSH. open to ladies, theydies, and gents! someone who sailor has a big ol’ dumb crush on. this is the person that sailor thinks of whenever she does a love reading, the person who she gazes at longingly whenever she sees them. she also probably talks their ear off whenever they see each other. big heart eyes atm, but sailor knows it probably won’t last more than a month. right?
EX-CRUSHES. that makes me think omg, i’d love to have some people sailor used to have a crush on. people she had a crush on in high school. people she had a crush on last year. just people she used to be obsessed with who she is completely over now sdkjdsjk maybe they’re friends now and sailor doesn’t know what she saw in them in the first place. maybe they’re enemies omg
OPPOSITES ATTRACT. i’d like someone really grounded to be friends with sailor. like just someone with their shit together who isn’t as airy and whimsical as her. sailor makes them loosen up a bit, and they make sure sailor doesn’t end up dead. it’s a balance.
i think that’s all i can think of for now but honestly i’d also love to see a bully sailor used to have a s child, someone who thinks psychics and astrology and everything is bs just so sailor can like !!! debate with them about it yk, someone who’s a fan of her moms show, someone who maybe comes to sailors open mic nights religiously, a neighbor maybe like just the person who lives above the shop beside the third eye and sees these women baying at the moon during the summer solstice and is like ??? fuck i gotta move, previous one night stands, fwb, ewb, uh someone who bonds with sailor over occult stuff???
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I don't usually ask astrology questions but I really wonder, why do I always catch myself having conversations in my head? Is it because I'm a virgo? I talk to myself about literally everything and sometimes it's suffocating..
its called thinking
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