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Stressed because of bills, work, and the crushing expectations of womanhood?

Have you considered getting a secret vampire boyfriend?

Life's better with a secret vampire boyfriend!

There are hot vampires in your area ready to rock your world, apply within

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don’t dream it, be it

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“let’s go back to your place”

the five and a half feet of hand written stucky fanfiction on my bedroom carpet:

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Only saw one episode 5 years ago but it’s exactly like I remember it

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2008 newspaper ad for Twilight.

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.

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(Me talking to a straight couple)

Soooo… which one of you is the asshole and which one is the slut?

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This took way too long to put together

confused pining

outright obsession

intimate stabbing

"no one knows me like you do"

lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

"I'm with you to the end of the line"

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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last night

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Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby

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Why are they making a second Spaceballs movie

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happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?