She/her, Canadian. I love Iron Dad (and more recently, Science Bros) and everything Marvel. I write fanfics as Sally0 on AO3. Russos/M&M/Endgame and Starker don't interact.
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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
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Netflix’s “More like this” feature but for AO3.
#Because searching tags can only take you so far#And sometimes you just want to read a hundred fics with the same kind of plot and you don’t even care what fandoms they’re in
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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"After receiving a tip about a family of Burrowing Owls on the eastern edge of Cheyenne, a photographer rushed to the location in late June. The owlets seemed nearly ready to leave their burrows. Over the years, the photographer has perfected a method using a GoPro on a small tripod, set to take a photo every 5 seconds. They leave the camera behind, allowing the owls to feel comfortable. The challenge lies in the long wait to see if the effort pays off. This shot was taken on June 28th."
📷 Peter Arnold
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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)
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