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My friends all talk about having crushes. Or wanting to get a boyfriend. And my friends who have had a boyfriend talk about kissing them, or cuddling them, or whatever they're doing.

And I'm sitting silently, not knowing how to respond.

For everyone else, it's so easy. They can talk about how attractive that person is, how good they'd look together. They're excited to hear the details of their first date, or their first kiss.

But I don't know how to respond. There's no class to learn how to respond to romance and sex based conversation. It's just something you're expected to know. Because everyone has a crush, and falls in love. So everyone knows what to do.

And I feel bad. I'm not out to my friends yet, so when I sit quietly, I'm worried they'll think something bad of me. That I'm jealous because I have a crush on the same guy. Or that I don't support them, or something. I'm worried that I'm offending them, or being a bad friend. Because I don't belong in an allo world, and no one gave me the instructions so I could pretend like I do.

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Okay so I drew Jimmy from South Park because I love him dearly

I apologize for the hands I suck at drawing hands!

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So I saved a Butters from a claw machine and made him a removable Professor Chaos outfit out of foil and some random t shirt

And extra is him with a knife just for fun,

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I’ve been playing too much Fractured but Whole lately.

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You know, when I first started playing The Fractured But Whole, I had no clue that Butters would be shoving a hamster up my anus, but here we are.

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You know how cats will sometimes get ‘zoomies’ where for some reason or another they’ll run around like crazy and then act fine afterwards? I swear I get those too because for no reason I’ll just begin to run or jump around because I get like a surge of energy. Or I’ll be sitting there and thinking about something in class and then get that sudden excited feeling about it that just makes my hands fidget and I just wanna get up and walk around.

It’s hard to describe but it’s like a sudden jolt going through my body and my muscles sometimes tense up

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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

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Update my mother just murdered Kenny-

Two guys on a white board whose names both ironically start with K!

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Two guys on a white board whose names both ironically start with K!

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Im gonna join the club! Yeah!

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That moment when you get recommended to watch a show, and you had no other obsessions so you do, and now you just claim it as your comfort show.

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Dude is a non-gendered term

I use dude for all humans.

I even used dude for animals and inanimate objects.

Dude is 100% a non-gendered term

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Currently my mood

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I was looking for cursed cats and found this perfect image

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This is off-topic to my blog, but am I the only one who prefers Eric Carman's rendition of Poker Face to Lady Gaga's? Like it's so damn good for no reason 🔥🔥🔥