I'm Salt - soup drinker, fighting enthusiast, empty stack developer. Gender is stored in a double-precision float, I lost mine to a rounding error (they/xe). 20s, human, not machine yet. Check out my art tumblr @saltssaumure for knights. Previous URL: herossaumure
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Fuck!! I want egg over rice now but we have no egg
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you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?
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Everyone get out there and talk like a pirate today!
When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably
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One decade of sweet sundae ramen!
anon makes sweet sundae ramen
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Xユーザーのもふもふ動画さん: 「バナナみたいなフォルムの猫さんが撮影されてしまった瞬間…🍌 https://t.co/k599Xu0oDr」 / X
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The modern replica of a 4th Century BC Athenian Trireme. This beauty has been named the "Olympias" and is actually a commissioned Greek naval vessel.
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Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏
*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye
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