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saltwater-maple · 2 months

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#tf2 #LSDKFMSDFSDLF #barely holding it together mid session at this #the party: -planning recon to rescue one of our party member's people- me: -in silent tearful hysterics at this-

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saltwater-maple · 8 months

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nothing like having a cat who gets nighttime zoomies to really make getting sleep on nights before work a real challenge. and here i thought i was already dealing with hard mode when it came to trying to get a decent rest at night

#shut up j #bro keeps running over my feet and legs and making me play fetch w him #i want to sleep man

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saltwater-maple · 1 year

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

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#dnd #we do the ‘jesus christ’ one like at least once a session atp #also using ‘fantasy’ as a prefix LOL

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saltwater-maple · 1 year

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god. now that i live in a new place w/my sister instead of my parents, it feels so fucking freeing. like... i can get a cat now??? so fucking wild

#shut up j #ofc we're gonna look for one that her cat will get along with #but the search has been a struggle #like damn didnt kno how hard it would b to find a young male cat #cuz thats what my sis thinks would be best

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saltwater-maple · 1 year

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i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

#meriele cast it on a dragon we were trying to get a scale from #he tricked us (her) when she approached and bit the fuck out of her arm #she was so pissed she didn’t even try to fight she just banished tf out of him #and then immediately told the rest of the party to fucking run LMAO #somehow we escaped. absolutely horrifying but so funny #seeds tag #meriele

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saltwater-maple · 1 year

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of course right when i remember art fight exists, the site is down

#shut up j #hi tumblr im back for 5 minutes #anyways i hope i remember about art fight tomorrow #maybe i can get stuff set up for My Wife on there b4 i have to finish packing #(moving is hard. why do i have so much shit)

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saltwater-maple · 1 year

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#reisen be like

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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ignore the dirty mirror anyway hiiiiiii im goth wife now

#shut up j #that me -_-#face tag #cosplay tag #i guess i can put it in #meriele #tag too??? technically..?????? idk. anyway

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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me when the con is tomorrow and i’m screaming and crying and throwing up trying to get all my shit together

#shut up j #i did it though. so like. yeehaw

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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“but j, how did meriele almost die in battle anyways, isn’t she a cleric?”

yes (:

#shut up j #hope this helps (: (:

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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d&d tomorrow is gonna be so fun i just know it. meriele came SO close to dying last session because she’s a stupid reckless bitch who’s a little too careless with her own personal safety in battles and we were talking post-session when we last played and Someone is going to have a Problem with her behavior (:

#shut up j #seeds tag #they arent dating yet but i still want to be like #''her bf is gonna be SO mad at her'' LMFAO #only bc its true tho. hes gonna be upsetti

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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a japanese tiktokker called my japanese umai today on a tiktok live, so i think i have all the confidence i need to pass the jlpt in december

#shut up j #still need to order a practice book though. tbh.#the grind never stops. as the folks say

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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i think everyone on earth needs to go watch the recently-released netflix animated series Oni: Thunder God’s Tale. its literally 4 episodes/about 2.5 hours of your time. the animation style is SO cute. the music is incredible. the plotline is great and totally didnt have me crying for 3 of the 4 episodes

#oni: thunder god's tale #otgt #shut up j #i cannot fully describe this movie for fear of spoiling it #but trust me. please god you have to trust me. its so good

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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the validation continues to roll in. i cannot wait

ive been given one (1) singular ‘yes’ in regards to my question and so the beast has been unleashed. cannot wait to be My Wife but in real life

#shut up j #i love meriele so much listen. be glad im never here because i would never shut up about her if i was

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saltwater-maple · 2 years

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ive been given one (1) singular ‘yes’ in regards to my question and so the beast has been unleashed. cannot wait to be My Wife but in real life

#shut up j #me: gets encouragement from one friend and just goes absolutely wild