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Sanji faints when you even suggest wearing a swimsuit

He'd also faint seeing you in the one piece

You fucking killed him when he saw you in the bikini

need to spread the sanji x fat girl agenda more... fat girl summer now

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I have a non dangerous heart murmer so i warn nurses before they check it so they know I'm aware of it and it isn't a cause or threat

And

Every

Single

Time

I get surronded by medical students or nurses listening to it cause it's rare to be able to hear it so clearly

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Just posted a starter for her

I wanna make a pjo oc who is the daughter of hephaestus was around in ancient greece and was a hero but was turned to a statue

And the fic revolves Leo having to travel to the British museum where she is on display and use some magic thing to free her from the curse

Aka the bitch got stolen by the British museum

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The start

When someone earns godlyhood it can take decades to centuries for their name to spread, to become a idle of their even lucky enough to become well known.

The Vanity of ancient greece knew no boundaries the gods were always looked up for their beauty so hephaestus doubted He'd ever reach the glory gods like Athena,Apollo, or even his own wife had.

But he had one worshipper a Sculptor name gregarion while he wasn't a black Smith, he specialized in bronze his work being life like. When hephaestus was still unheard of he prayed daily with admiration.

As Aphrodite's affair continued and hephaestus struggled Jr blessed the Sculptor with his visits craving his presence and praise. But the Sculptor was saddened he wanted to spread the word of Hephaestus yes he was gaining followers but he believed it was too few for a god such as him and that their love between two men couldnt bear a child.

He begged the god to use celestial bronze keeping his intentions ambiguous only that It'll bring glory to the gods.

Once he was blessed with it personally by hephaestus he got to work. A perfect daughter was sculpted in his eyes, fully grown, beautiful, and strong with a stance and face demanding respect.

He dragged it up Mt Olympus and begged Hera to grant his daughter the gift of life.

Then she was born with skin as dark as the bronze thst Sculpted her and hair as bright as the flames that forged her and was then given a name Kira.

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Only tried ai chat a few times and had to put it down cause I described myself and the yandere ai said I was too ugly to exist and how dare I waste his time, and my self esteem just didn't need that

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When the c2e2 con is only a 4 hour drive away but you can't go cause you can't go due to medical appointments

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Hannibal x trans fem reader

HANNIBAL LECTER npc (not mentioning silence of the lamb cause oh god oh fuck)

🖤 probally prefers a trans s/o not due to a fetish but cause of their mind people who think different and are different people who are diffrent from the norm basically hes a phycology nerd

🖤he's willing to help fund your hormone therapy and surgery if you want them he's rich as hell and knows depressed dhysporia can make you and he doesnt want to see you in bed too depresed to get up and to sad to look in the mirror and it aids into his need for power making you feel indebted to him

🖤loves to spoil you he'll buy you such lovely dresses and jewelry (also cause he loves to see you dressed up in his gifts as a sign of ownership)

🖤he draws you all the time his photograpic memory drawing your face and body over and over sometimes in the nude and sometimes he makes you pose for him

🖤 anyone who says anything cruel will mysteriously end up in the Chesapeake ripper case file

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You can tell if someone grew up in the south by their reaction to stepping in a normal anthill

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Thinking back at highschool memories

(ME nearly dieing om a 13 mile hike where at the end I was ghostly pale and had to be carried while the teacher thought I was being dramatic and also we walked on a highway for some reason and my freind thought i was gonna die )

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Reblog if you are not a pedophile.

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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I should not be turning 22 in a few months

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Big scary orcs finds you left in the woods to die by your husband so he could marry his mistress and decides to be your new husband

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It's a pet peeve when fanfic writers have slashers such as leatherface and jason use sign language. I know you want them to communicate but it's just not realistic

The Sawyer family lacks resources that's why their cannibals their broke and live in a small town in rural Texas. I doubt they have much of a education and they've been living amongst themselves for years. The only social one is drayton and maybe the twins to a extent. When bubba never started to talk they just assumed it was just a bubba thing abd adapted. I doubt they could afford doctors or specialist to diagnose and treat him so they keep him at home at take care of him

Bubba probably has his own way of communicating with his family through murmers and gibberish that slowely built over time for needs but he seems capable to take care of himself and fulfill his own needs so it's likely mainly for chatter and to say yes or no.

Jason grew up by himself in the woods alone after his mom died. He can't even communicate properly. As a kid he could talk and didn't have any medical issues besides his face being deformed so I doubt pamela would need to teach him asl.

He grew up in isolation just by himself, he doesn't even talk cause he doesn't need to or can't after years in isolation. Woudnt be suprised if he just chose not to after everything that happened to him.

The only way they'd know sign languge was of reader had taught it to them with a express need. Now that jason is with you he needs to express that he's chopping wood or setting traps instead of just doing it.

This isn't to say you shoudnt or if you do it your fanfic is automatically inaccurate and bad. It's just a small pet peeve

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You ever see a character that's sexuality is just WHORE like they'll do anyone

And not like a bisexual or psnsexusl person their not whores

They just excude slut energy like looking at a eldritch being or death himself and applying chapstick

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I think its a moment thing some Mormons believe they can't drink hot drinks and doing so is frowned upon but probably won't get you kicked out

So Luke the daughter is saying that it's only one drink since she mixed them so not as bad as two separate drinks

But tbe mom Is saying that it still counts as two as she ingested coffee and hit chocolate so it's still two