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That was me! I loved the pin so much I’ll be sure to have it on when I’m in Star again later today❤️❤️

Starting this blog off by saying To the Starscream (whom I gave a silver handmade decepticon pin to idk if you're even on here) at Tekko 2024 you made my whole convention.

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He’s so fucking cute in every universe im losing my mind. His little smirk. Ugh I hate him

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hello beloveds ☺️

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everyday i get so disappointed that im attracted to a fictional box of fries like omg look at this man

craziest shit is i go "sigh he so ugly" and flutter my eyes at him

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god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

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Pesci and who now

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Uhh don’t mind that this is different from my normal content but I turned myself into a bad bitch milkshake

Please accept me ATHF fandom 🙏

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EZEKIAL SWEEP

no one will ever understand how much i love ezekial hes like a SON TO ME i wish he was real cause you arleady know id be rasing him like hes my OWN he deserved so much betteri love him my beloved ezekial

FLASH WARNIGN!! sihtty picmix so it has blinking images

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fanfic ideas that have been bouncing around in my pea brain

if any of these have been done please let me know

Spoilers for JJBA

Being the sister of kars. Wamuu with his devotion to Kars holds it just as much to you, willing to do as you command. His adoration for you is different from how you adore him, wishing for more to bloom from your encounters

Dating Keicho before his death, being a little family with the nijimuras. After the incident Okuyasu worries you wont stick around since its just him. Basically just some angty comfort for my son

Being in a relationship with Avdol, who planned to propose after the battle with Dio. After the encounter with Vanilla Ice Polnareff comes out to hand you a set of rings and tell you the news

Reader forcing a character( I have to many in mind) to match cosplays with them

Moving into a house by the Aqua teens and having to deal with all their shit

Being like a guardian to Meatwad( Ik he is like 40 idc hes a kid in my mind)

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Back again to confess my sins

I unfortunately find this milkshake attractive

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i can fix him

(I WILL make him worse.)

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jjba reader texts

I promise I'm actually writing stuff

Prosciutto: Where are you from

Y/N: (wherever you are from)

Prosciutto: My condolences

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Formaggio: * sends a picture of Ghiaccio*

Y/N: MY MAN

Formaggio: Possibly I could be lol

Y/N: No ghiaccio

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Y/N: ruin my life

Keicho: to busy ruining my own

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Joseph: What's your favorite animal noise

Y/N: Guinea Pig Wheeking

Joseph: I love that noise

Joseph: Sounds like stepping on a squeaky toy

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Y/N: He's Italian I wouldn't put it past him

Y/N: Thank god they arn't real

Narancia: Nah fr

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Mista: Wanna swap bodies

Mista: See who gets more hoes

Y/N: Let out a disappointed dad sigh on that one

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So, I found Stefano on Wikihow.

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Fictional characters I expect to be in my room the morning of my birthday but it’s obvious I’m mentally ill:

Lester Sinclair( the absolute light of my life)

Thomas brown Hewitt/leatherface( heavy on this one)

Stefano valentini

Eddie gluskin

Junkrat

Sigma

Nemesis

Literally every decepticon

Montgomery Gator

Every la squadra member

Charles foster offdensen

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my beloved (<3).

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Staring straight at the man you sighed disappointedly and shook your head," I appreciate the thought but you literally cannot do that."

He gasped as if offended, like you doubted the level of skills he possesses. " I think I very much can. What's stopping me?"

" Babe we've been over this, You cannot fight my period"

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Arataki Itto, Junkrat, Okuyasu, Narancia, Literally all of Dethklok, America, Prussia, Sun, FT Freddy