samanthamckenna

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I’m not selling feet pics, if that’s where this is going.

PRIVATE

Feet are disgusting.  I don’t understand why you think I’m asking for photos of your feet?

I’m looking to open a sister location for my business; seeing as you’re financially minded, I could use a little help and would be willing to pay for your time.

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[ text ] samchel

RACHEL: Of course I'd love to tag along!

RACHEL: You know I'm exceptional at pros and cons lists.

RACHEL: I'll diligently take notes for you so you can just feel out the space for the right vibes, etc.

SAMMY: Great!

SAMMY: I am intimately aware of that particular talent of yours, baby. Among many other talents~

SAMMY: You're the sweetest. Has anyone ever told you that before?

[a pause]

SAMMY: I also kind of want to turn this into a date night too...I remember getting exceptionally stressed out when I was searching for properties for the current location. At least this time I have my girlfriend with me, and to end the evening with a nice dinner out would be the perfect way to wind down.

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Just make sure you catch up on that sleep!  Zombie days, no matter how productive, can really bite you in the ass healthwise.

Ever have one of those nights where you can’t sleep, so you just throw in the towel and get up? I just had one of those nights and I’m only now starting to feel like a zombie. 

On the up side, I cleaned and reorganized my room, and worked out… instead of catching up on work… So, maybe it’s only a half up side… up half side…

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[ text ] samchel

RACHEL: Oh. An investor. That's exciting, no?

RACHEL: Even if you weren't looking to expand, I suppose it's a compliment in itself that someone believes in your business, and ultimately you, enough to reach out.

SAMMY: Hugely exciting!

SAMMY: And exceptionally daunting to think about. There's so much that went into opening BalletFit 1.0...to run this place and oversee the rollout of a sister location...it's so overwhelming. And a little scary.

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SAMMY: But I want to do it. I *know* I'll regret it if I don't.

[19 September 2019]

SAMMY: Just got off the phone with the real estate agent. We narrowed it down to three possible locations in the UES!

SAMMY: Wanna come scope them out with me? :3

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Texts //Samantha&Jessi

Jessi: Remember that bagel place in Huntington? Right by the train station?

Jessi: I heard it´s closing down. Ngl that was my favorite place to go at when we were young.

Jessi: Did I ever tell you that?

Jessi: Anyway. Want to go for one last bagel? For old times sake?

Samantha: Oh no! Bagels on Main!? That's the end of an era, omg.

Samantha: Their lox was my favorite...

Samantha: Yes, we absolutely must. Let's meet up at Penn and take a train out there this weekend!!

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enpointe A #tbt to NYFW last week, where I was given the opportunity to walk and represent a dear friend’s brand. Another item off the bucket list! #takeittotherunway #werk

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Forgive me if this is overstepping but, are you looking for work?  

Or rather, a paying gig?

Within Temptation and Evanescence announced they’d be co-headlining a tour through Europe next year, and ngl I started shaking with excitement when I heard about it. Fourteen year old Theo had actual dreams about this happening. She also had some very sexual awakening-esque dreams about happenings backstage with both lead ladies, but we’ll see about getting to the tour first. In related news, I’m currently trying to see how much I can get for selling a kidney on the black market. Blood type is B positive, for anyone interested.

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It’s been my experience that the majority of WLW movies are objectively terrible.  Tropes and all.

Carol might be the one exception. I still wish they’d write the Abby Gerhardt spin off movie of my dreams.

I was watching this movie over someone else’s shoulder yesterday, and I couldn’t actually hear what was going on so I totally made up my own plot, and obviously I made it gay. So at the end, imagine how excited I was when it actually became gay, and I was like I KNEW IT! So now I feel like I should write a movie, right? Like, that’s a sign?

Side note, it was a really bad movie, at least from what I could see and not hear. If anyone was planning to watch Riot Girls, I advise against it. Unless, you know, you’re just in it for the gay, then go ahead.

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enpointe Daydreaming about my Heartthrob, and wishing the day would go by faster so I can be sure to get front row for #pamelalansbury tonight #botb #iwantitthatway.

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[ text ] samchel

RACHEL: 1. Fez was a gentleman this weekend while you were away.

RACHEL: 2. I hope you had a great time away at Cape May and didn't miss us too much because we certainly missed you.

RACHEL: 3. I'm all ears.

SAMMY: 1. I imagine that means he got all the treats from the treat jar, hm? ;)

SAMMY: 2. I did, and I have to admit Sage's ghost hunt/haunted mansion stay was.....interesting. Needless to say I am *very* happy to be coming home to you two.

SAMMY: 3. I have an investor...for a BalletFit sister location. Which is something I have never ever considered. :|

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[ text ] samchel

SAMMY: So, I just got off of a very interesting phone call.

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Just an aside...I highly recommend The Crash Pad series.  Very feminist and queer friendly porn, with all types of performers .  It can be kinky as well, and I absolutely love it.

Do you watch porn? If so, what kind is your favorite? If not, do you use any other type of adult media to get in the mood?

I watch for approximately 5 minutes and then turn it off cause usually it gets too unrealistic for my liking. I start to pick apart porn. Typically, I’ll watch really female friendly stuff, girls are just kissing all nice. That kind of stuff. Nothing too crazy. 

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Is there a body part you find a major turn-off? And a major turn-on?

I love the human form in its entirety, and can’t really think of a particular part that would turn me off...I guess do overlong fingernails count as a body part?

But as for a turn-on...

...I go weak for a defined Adonis belt...and especially a perfect set of toned arms complete with perfect coconut shoulders. ^_~

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But is it truly a walk of shame if you’re doing the very smart thing of finding sustenance at a diner?

Last night I had a little bit too much to drink after a show and wound up at the diner I used to work at.  Let me tell you every drunk walk of shame would be way less shameful if they all came with a side of chocolate chip pancakes!

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If you’re at all into BDSM, do you lean more Dominant, or submissive? If not, do you usually top, or bottom?

Easily a submissive, through and through.

I’ve been told I look very pretty on my knees~

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Out of all your past sexual partners, which one would you most like to sleep with again right now?

This question is a softball, Anon!  

The answer, without any hesitation, is my current partner.  @theyearofthestar

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[ text ] samchel

RACH: I don't mind one bit. Fez and I can have a walk and talk about our days.

RACH: In bed. 😏

SAMMY: Come to think of it, he's probably pretty eager to talk with you about his afternoon at the dog park. There was a lovely Afghan Hound, and she definitely had heart eyes.

SAMMY: Careful, keep that up and neither of us will get any sleep tonight~