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kept this on a tab in the corner of my laptop for the entirety of finals week

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Stackednatural- 300/327

Clip Show (8x22) May 8th, 2013

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Barbiegirl <3 | based on this post by @you-keep-those

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It's a good thing that Dean died before these gas prices got so insane. He would have been forced to retire anyway, or just seen a sign for $7.50/gal in California and had a stroke and died instantly

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google search how to stop experiencing anticipatory grief when this world has taken so much from me already

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there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

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sorry i didn't reply i was locked in a cage to commune with god

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time loop where i keep dying to save you but clearly the loop just wants me to accept your death. im not going to but i can tell that's what it wants

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The way Dean just gestures at the dishes… housewife Sam

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You and me ♡ 5.16 | 13.12 | 15.17

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they asked what does it feel like to draw samdean yuri i said not everything feels like something else

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idk whose post this is originally and i know this moment was kinda played for laughs in-show but like. they are good enough at hunting animals to find and kill food to eat on a new fucking planet.

they are …. So calm in this situation. they each have their tasks and jobs and they complete them in an orderly fashion, barely even having to talk, like they have a routine for being alone in the middle of the woods. we don’t ever see them doing this, but they must’ve done it before.

at which age do you think john winchester decided his sons needed to learn how to fend for themselves in the Real World and left them in the woods with bows and arrows and knives and said “i’ll be back in 4 days.” cause i’m gonna say 10 and 14? dean might’ve been out on his own before that, with the vague excuse of “training” given to sam to explain his brothers 2 day absence. it was a semi-frequent, maybe quarterly thing throughout their childhoods. obviously not on a Schedule so they never knew when to expect it, but they were always kind of waiting for it. it was just A Thing They Did, just like everything else. a way to prove they were retaining all their training. this was the winchester version of a camping trip. for the first couple years, sam didn’t even know this wasn’t what camping normally meant. he just knew he really hated camping.

one time, john got distracted by a hunt and left them in the alaskan wilderness in october for almost two weeks. one time, john forgot it was sam’s birthday and dean spent any spare time he had looking for cool rocks and leaves to give sam, and promised he’d give him his real presents when they got back. one time, dean got attacked by a goddamn cougar in colorado and sam patched him up and wondered what the tentative friends he had made last week were learning in their tenth grade class. and he hated john but almost cried with relief when he came to get them. dean did almost all the hunting because the very first camping trip, sammy shot a rabbit in the leg and sobbed as it slowly bled to death, and dean never wanted to see that type of anguish again. he hated killing the animals too, but he could do it, because sammy had to eat. he knew john would question it if sam hadn’t improved his skills, so they would set up makeshift archery ranges to practice. and in his reports to john, dean would always give half the kills to sam.

over time, as they got more skilled, john would give them less and less supplies, until at the end they only had a couple weapons each, rope, matches, and a first aid kit. and bobby thought when the boys spent one summer building a fort but refusing the tools he offered them, they were finally being regular kids.

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Purity pledge? It’s a commitment to your virginity.

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THATS WHY!!! THATS WHY DEAN ALWAYS FOLLOWS JOHN’s ORDERS!!!!

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Samantha Winchester, lemme talk to you. Please 🙏🏻