some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
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my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc
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you would undo God's punishment?
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why do you charge money for your art
big fan of eating
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The daikon radish is organic
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i think way of the house husband works so well bc its like “heres this figurative badass dilf doing chores whos encouraging u to do the same” and i really enjoy that… i want to be tatsu fr
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