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Voitko kertoa maailmalle lisää mirrorversestä? 🥺👉👈

...sigh.

(@surkeasilakka tietää jo kaiken, koska se on kuunnellut jokaisen rantin tästä projektista)

Mutta kaikille muille, lyhyenä esittelynä, mirrorverse on Tuntematon käännettynä niin, että kaikki hahmot jotka kuolee canonissa, jää henkiin, ja kaikki jotka jää henkiin, kuolee. Muuten toimitaan canonin mukaan, sen verran kun se tällä tavalla on mahdollista.

Mirrorverse alkoi isona projektina viime vuonna, mutta jäi vähän kesken juuri siksi, että se on niin iso, ja edelleen pohdin mihin suuntaan mä haluan sen kanssa mennä, ja millä tavalla se tulisi parhaiten kerrotuksi.

Muutama lainaus:

"Rahikaisen kuolemasta he saivat tietää vasta päivää myöhemmin. Kukaan ei ollut kiinnittänyt huomiota siihen ettei hän ollut palannut, he olivat jo tottuneet Rahikaisen poissaoloihin. Siksi heidän oli myös vaikea uskoa nuorta sotamiestä, jota he eivät tunteneet, seisomassa hieman epävarmana siinä ovenpielessä. Janne Rahikainen oli löydetty kuolleena sinä aamuna. Hietanen kirosi. Kukaan muu ei sanonut mitään. Kasvot vakavina he yrittivät ymmärtää tuota ajatusta." "Useampikin pää kääntyi katsomaan taakse, penkalle josta kehon olisi pitänyt nousta, mutta mitään ei näkynyt, ei kuulunut, eikä kenellekään jäänyt aikaa todeta kuinka ruumis oli jäänyt pinnan alle, ainoastaan koukkuun jäykistynyt käsi kohosi vedenpinnan ylle, kurkotellen kohti rantaa."

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@official-penis-posts

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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@official-pussy-posts-2

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@demonfowl date/vacation destination? 👉👈

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

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let's chew cud with mama

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I'm curious as to what propaganda people would have for either of the options, so:

The weeping angels from Doctor Who (the actual weeping angels from Don't Blink, not the blasphemy of the later seasons)

This is interesting to me because the weeping angels are creatures that are bound by their biology to freeze to stone if anyone looks at them. They also move incredibly fast and are generally hostile towards other creatures.

Because they turn to stone when looked at, whichever option you choose, I would imagine that for the optimal experience you would have to keep your eyes closed the whole time. One thing to consider though is that because they will literally kill you in the blink of an eye, you can't know what they really are like when they aren't frozen in place. So they are a complete surprise in that regard.

I'm just really curious as to what people think and would like to see a discussion on the matter.

Idk I haven't been able to sleep for the whole night but this thought just came to mind, so.

The Weeping Angels were an incredibly powerful species of quantum-locked humanoids, so called because their unique nature necessitated that they often covered their faces with their hands to prevent trapping each other in petrified form for eternity by looking at one another. This gave the Weeping Angels their distinct "weeping" appearance. They were known for being "kind" murderous psychopaths, eradicating their victims "mercifully" by dropping them into the past and letting them live out their full lives, just in a different time period.

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Let’s commit health code violations with mama

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Satisfactorio

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Controversial take, but Baby (Supernatural) and The Blueberry (Psych) are lesbians and they are in love.

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Pikmin (ピクミン?) are plant-animal hybrid creatures that are found on PNF-404 and the planet in Hey! Pikmin... Pikmin are created by Onions, which produce them as seeds, which in turn fall to the ground and become sprouts. A leader then may pluck one of these sprouts. Once plucked, Pikmin follow a leader around the area or cave in their squad, and the leader can throw them at objects, as well as dismiss, swarm, and charge them. When out of a leader's squad, they can be whistled back into it. Through these basic actions, Pikmin can be ordered to carry items or fight enemies, among other abilities. Pikmin come in several types, each with certain unique abilities (such as resistance to a specific hazard). Most are 1.2cm tall head to toe (around 3cm if the stem and top are included), and have a generally humanoid shape. On top of a Pikmin's head is either a leaf, bud, or flower, representing its maturity.

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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Se on viimein täällä! Ajatus lähti aikoinaan liikkelle Tuntemattoman juhlavuodesta, mutta parempi myöhään kuin ei milloinkaan! Tässä olisi tarjolla melkein 80 sivua Tuntemattomaan sotilaaseen liittyviä tekstejä ja taideteoksia. Lataa zine luettavaksi täältä!

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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@demonfowl we are the alternative route

the pipeline of fixating over some thingy