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I RWMWNBERED MY PASSWORD

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this is a legitimate reason to call out of work, right?

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“sorry I stimmed on you during sex” did Mozart apologize for piano concerto no. 21? did michelangelo apologize for seeing the angel in the marble and setting him free,??? pull yourself together

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My part of an art trade with @ titopatitoqwq on Instagram :3

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UGHH smile more honey:(<3

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I know Dr. Facilier isn’t a classic Disney villain and is really similar to Ursula but it would’ve been so cool if he had his own down in Twisted Wonderland. Because

Sam could have been a great main character, and they could add another character similar to Lawrence, Naveen’s betraying manservant as another character in the dorm. maybe even a twisted Naveen character to join the light magic trio?

It could have been based on Facilier’s deep spirituality, his amazing miracles and connection to death and magic - somewhat similar to the Hades/Pluto and Hecate cabin in Percy Jackson. And to beat the Ursula accusations, they could have just made that the entire joke, that Crowley somehow allowed two very similar dorms to exist and Octainvinelle and this Facilier dorm are always just beefing and trying to one up each other🤣 the entire joke could be that the Facilier dorm is kind of the oddball bunch with a lot of transfers because Facilier himself is so good at pretending to be someone else. It’s the resident creepy dorm with a long line of suspiciously similar looking housewardens.

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It's so funny when you keep both Fools and Mimes because one will be playing a little song while the other is actively building an invisible brick wall around them to block the sound.

Never a dull day, I'll tell you that.

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Them: You better not have dressed up as a mime for this

My silly ass:

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Imagine you’re a parent and your adult child mentions that they have a boyfriend now. You can’t help but be excited for them, your child lists off all their good qualities and you haven’t seen them happier. They stop over to your house to formally introduce you both. You open the door and see them

And a fucking mime.

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I'm mentally stable

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snitches needing stitches

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🤺

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HELPPPPP HES SO INSANE HE WOULD FCK UP ALL THE DISPLAYS

what if Sam's shop was built like a walmart

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I miss my boyfriend

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Oh, what a lovely young man! I hope nothing bad happens to him!

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