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oh crap they are from the jojoverse

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how is he qualified to be a PRIEST?

How is this guy even qualified to be a parent

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it's intstant fanfiction

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

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stop staring at his dick

God damn, Santa hard as fuck.

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Reblog if you can proudly admit you've never sent anon hate.

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atleast one is dead, aaaaaaannnd the smile is gone

Robin Williams tickling/tickled by Koko the Gorilla (X)

to anybody who needs a quick smile on their face

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say what you want about him. he is sassy

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tony IS the nicest dick

lol

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biologic speaking: why does it have 3 butts?

Hello! I was just wondering if someone could look at my work and give some insight. Here’s my artwork for a Mega Leavanny, thoughts?

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this either improves the sales or lessen it "would you care for a cup of boner tea m'lord"

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oh thats what he means with burdened, lazy god

  Someone said that at this moment Loki looks like he is vacuuming :D

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everything is better in texas

this changes everything oh my god

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oh god (s)he is right

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!

purelyawkward:

MONEY.

Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

  My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? 

brunetteinferno:

OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D

got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. 

forever reblog

haha I got money today!!! 

Show me the moneyyyy!

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"and also makes him look extrordinarily adorable.

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he isn't completly wrong

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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moomoo milk restores HP and cotton spore doesn't do damage