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The fact I learned German to read König fan fics shows how down bad I am.

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Like and reblog if you can relate to this:

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I would give up so many things for hot men. You need my family to go. Thank god, I’ve always wanted to get rid of them. You need my friends to go. Can I keep my one. I only really want her. You need me to stay home and cook and clean. Alright do you mind if I take naps. Need me to wait on you hand and foot. Do you mind if I’m slow sometimes.

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#mommy? sorry. mommy? 

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YALL

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I might quit tumblr since i rarely get any comments and reblogs

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Do you write for any other fandoms other than what's on your master list? I would love to request but I'm not really into any of those fandoms!?

It would definitely depend on what your wanting to request! Just let me know what you would like me to write and I’ll get back to you on if I’m comfortable writing it or not!

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Pls request shit, it’s killing me.

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I hate how people will write Daryl Dixon x Male and write him as this very out going guy who’s very rude and just hates everyone when any person who has actually watched the walking dead will realize he basically became more quiet and kept to himself throughout the whole show. He wasn’t one to just hate anyone unless he saw them as a threat, he’s he seems very intimidating, but he genuinely becomes soft towards certain people that he’s close with or has known longer than others, like if your gonna write a character make sure you write them the right way.

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Joe Goldberg is my little meow meow

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AHHHH

| not sure if the requests are open , but here we go ! |

I was hoping you could write a Steve Harrington ( season 3 ) attempting to flirt with the male reader at scoops ahoy the same way he attempted to pick up the girls , if not it’s fine !

Aye Aye Captain! - Steve Harrington x Male!Reader

Fucking love this idea truthfully, very gay, very funny, I’m like giggling and kicking my feet rn for this

CIS Women and Female Aligned people, please DNI, this story and all of my others are for non-binary, masculine aligned and male readers!

Tags: @eddieverse, @alexs-playground, @rlmt1, @mother-dragon-and-her-hatchlings, @qthetherapist, @samthecultist, @mazettns

"Ahoy there! Can I accompany you on this wonderful flavor voyage? I'll be your captain, I'm Steve Harrington." Steve nearly made me jump out of my skin with how loud his 'ahoy' was, but I just stood there and processed what he said for a moment before replying.

"I think I'd love to take up your offer Captain Harrington, how about, I get a sundae with your favorite flavor." Perking up he immediately snatched the scooper out of his waist pouch and grabbed a sundae glass off the counter behind him. After he finished up the toppings he placed it in front of me and held his hand out for the cash, handing a five I made sure the other piece of paper also made it into his hand before taking my sundae and going to sit in the corner booth.

"Uh I think you left something in my hand!" He didn't quite yell it but it wasn't a normal volume for an inside conversation.

"I meant to Harrington, maybe read before you yell." Looking down he noticed I had left my number on the back of a random note of paper I found. A bit of red made it's way to his cheeks, smiling slightly and tucking the paper into his back pocket.

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help

POPPY ITS 9:30 IN THE MORNING I JUST WOKE UP AND ALL I SEE IS EDDIE BEING PATHETIC ON MY FEED

i love it btw never stop <3

eddie is my pathetic wet rat of a man. my little meow meow. my little feral alley cat.

[samthecultist]

Me when

Ponko stfu

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Do you mean fuckin’ kiwi ????

f.. fuzzy balls.

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I want him to stab me and fuck the hole

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It looks like the cigar is going up his ass

:000 omg im so honored

hmmm tbh im utterly infatuated with raccoons so maybe raccoon cowboy or anything related to raccoons tbh im a simple guy

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he’s got a gun in one hand and a cigar in the other the way god intended yeehaw brother