samuraicash
samuraicash
The Dreaded ☠️ Betty White
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samuraicash · 3 years ago
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The finest form of cheap entertainment I can wholeheartedly get behind. Let it be known that Epcot (where this was taken) and Disney are NOT the happiest place on earth. But for a brief moment in the middle of that hellish landscape I was happy.
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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Just another stroll around the block (at Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAfxaGel1XN/?igshid=1ejyx19pdwq4p
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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Quarantine Day 76- I built shelves for the kitchen pantry(not finished) my plant that was once dead has sprung new life. And I put forth a modest effort in the gym. • It's moments like these I ponder the words of one of our ages greatest orators. Whose words echoes like bells, crisp and righteous for all people to resound and take heed!! • • When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail." (at Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAeRETYlkAC/?igshid=nzuv89xksozs
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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Just another stroll. I seem to be improving cause today doesn't hurt as much. #hashtag #hashtag #cheesecake #whale #taylorswift #bulldogsofinstagram #shitpost (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAX6J4yl7sp/?igshid=1fq83vwtacsd1
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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Squash • • It's what's for dinner... eventually (at Pflugerville, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_m8gXWFi0y/?igshid=p10lfgvvm3vi
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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I had short ribs. I cooked short ribs. I had stone ground grits. I cooked stone ground grits I had onions and Demi and Trumpets. You know the rest... (at Pflugerville, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_luhlclSI0/?igshid=6apzhz07oax7
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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Fat guy and a sand bag. A Love Story ☠️🤡🔫 50 flops of the 100lb sack of bull crap FML (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_c0Xjnl47F/?igshid=m44frq9oeulh
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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I record myself facing the light so you can't see how much lasagna I'm smuggling under that belt. F🤘ck I've gotta do some sit-ups 🙄 Back squats 95lbs 30reps 115lbs 30reps 125lbs 30reps 145lbs 30reps 195lbs 10reps This was more of a control type deal thingy. I lean on my toes. I turn my knees. I drop my head. I lean to far forward. EVERYTHING THAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING FOR A BAD BACK👍😢 I'm working on it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤘 (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ctTxmFheu/?igshid=146fpdfzqfrek
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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An evening with shishitos
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samuraicash · 5 years ago
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#eggplant #eggplants #aubergine #brinjal #japaneseeggplant #gardening #garden #gardenlife #gardens #planters #planterbox #planterboxes #austintexas #austin #austintx #texasgardening #texasgarden #summer #summergarden (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_YvOo0Fuyc/?igshid=16f561sxqusli
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