sandpapersnowman
sandpapersnowman
mommy needs her juice
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sandpapersnowman · 1 day ago
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expectation :)
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reality :(
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sandpapersnowman · 1 day ago
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let us NEVER forget
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sandpapersnowman · 2 days ago
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sandpapersnowman · 2 days ago
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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:
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isn’t he beautiful
listen to the SOUND when he bites
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and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them
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sandpapersnowman · 3 days ago
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there's some kind of blob on my mom's floor
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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double heron sighting today :^)
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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girlfriend just referred to digging through the piled up plushies in the space between the couch and the dvd shelf as 'going through the pony mines' and I'm laughing so damn hard
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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https://dieworkwear.com/2022/08/26/how-to-develop-good-taste-pt-1/
From the comments "In my experience clothing on anyone looks best when it is done with confidence. We are all different shapes and sizes. I was really struck by your post on dressing well that included John Goodman in a faded t-shirt and jeans. He rocks it!"
Excellent advice, whatever gender or style one is looking for. Thank you
I'm a trans guy and Derek, I can tell you my wardrobe has improved a huge amount simply by reading your threads. The "dress for your body type" stuff never worked well for me; your threads about putting together an intentional look and for getting a good fit - that's 99% of the game.
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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@mcr-and-coffee OUR BEAUTIFUL ATROX BASE... OUR EVENT AUTOMATION... GONE IN AN INSTANT (SHE ACCIDENTALLY PUT DYNAMITE ON THE SMELTER)
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HYDROGEN BOMB??????
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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this was the first and only time I’ve ever died in a yakuza game and I laughed so hard I almost blacked out
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sandpapersnowman · 6 days ago
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