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how it feels to come home from work at 8pm eat a huge portion of pork fried rice and immediately go beddy bye afterwards

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2009

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I don't know. Some people hate this, James. I don't know what it is, but they fuckin' hate it. There's people that wanna kill me, James.

- The Driving Crooner

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after conducting research on the matter i have decided that this website will be the perfect first target for my army of various rodents

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*bunch of little naked fat things marching down the street chanting*

WE LOVE OUR MASH! WE LOVE IT GREEN OR GREY! WE LOVE OUR MASH! WE LOVE IT MIXED WITH HAY! WE LOVE OUR MASH! WE LOVE IT THICK OR RUNNY! WE LOVE OUR MASH! WE LOVE IT MIXED WITH HONEY!

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Today, May 7th, 2024 at 6:00 PM EST -- May The Seventh Be With You!

Come join me, @jame7t, @cryptotheism, @cottoncandylesbo and @radiofreederry as we help Embark on Yoda's Challenge, Chug Yoda's Brew, and finish a Star Wars Deep-Trivia Challenge -- All in the name of raising money for the American Heart Association! THE STREAM DOESNT END UNTIL WE GET YODA HOME.

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Mangalica pig

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New Year’s Eve in Miami - a two-day celebration with international flavor! #PitbullF&W #CruiseNorwegian #LoveFL #PitbullNYE http://smarturl.it/PB-NYE16-FoodWine-tm

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they would find each other in any universe

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there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

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pinterest fucking rules

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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had to put this here